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  • TwistedFun
    TwistedFun Posts: 72
    "ok lol"
  • louiselebeau
    louiselebeau Posts: 220 Member
    OMG! I just saw my ex Dave... he got fat. HA HA!
  • __Jamie__
    __Jamie__ Posts: 109 Member
    Louiselebeau - OMG! I just saw my ex Dave... he got fat. HA HA!
    Hahaha I sent a similar txt about an ex not so long ago!!! Lol
    Penrbrown - Don't do it!!! The Neti pot messed me up so bad!!! I followed the directions exactly then freaked out while pouring, snorted and ended up with water in my ear. >.< It was horrible.
    I have no idea what a Neti pot is but I almost wet myself when I read this! I even snorted a little bit lol
    Mutant13 - To my fiancé

    You aren't tough enough for the Squirtle Squad.
    Poor guy, I wouldn't like to have been him when you broke the news!
    Mightydomo - To a friend:

    "To be honest I don't really want to go to a Christmas party, I have managed to avoid my own 3 years in a row lol.

    Resident evil operation Racoon city is fun if you can find enough good players to co-op. I had a Latino guy and a good player last night and I wanted to pull my hair out because of the Latino, he didn't know how to work a mic and it was god awful *stressed sweat face emoticon*"

    Sounds bad if you don't realize what I mean like my friend did, the guy had his mic on so loud you could hear what he was hearing through the game, it was like an unlimited echo -__-' and I tried to tell him and he kept flipping out in spanish, he didn't understand what I was telling him.

    Anyways... im a nerd.
    I love how you began to complain, realised what you said could've been misentereted as mild racism & so explained the entire situation! Had me laughing :D
    Nikinyx6 - "well *kitten*...pretty sure I'm getting fired today...."
    Please let us now whether you did or not! That'd be awful!


    All of these quotes, with the exception of the last one, made me laugh so much haha just thought I'd share, in case anyone missed them or those people look back & can see that at least one person appreciates their humour, whether it was intentional or not! :p
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    Herro
  • JacquelineD35
    JacquelineD35 Posts: 279 Member
    what a douche lord...

    to my cousin, in regards to her BF
  • JerseyPook
    JerseyPook Posts: 135
    To my bf:
    "Indeed."
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    Herro?!?
  • coffee_rocks
    coffee_rocks Posts: 275 Member
    To my co-worker:

    K
  • ritoosh
    ritoosh Posts: 190
    "ugh jerkface" and to. well its complicated haha
  • jmwood33
    jmwood33 Posts: 17 Member
    ummm.. not me, i have owned the same one for 8 years..lol

    --to my friend corie :)
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    how was the shower?
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    "I had to use my coupon. It expires tomorrow. It was tasty."
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    I cant sit still in my seat thinking of your lips on me.....



    because Im THAT guy.
  • xXkmpXx
    xXkmpXx Posts: 10
    (pic) my baby goat :)
  • Hamyka
    Hamyka Posts: 10
    "I ate off my popcorn so I don't have anymore junk food so I don't know how I'm going to survive tomorrow..." - to a friend
  • ericadawn92
    ericadawn92 Posts: 346 Member
    "hahaha you cheese ball"
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Ditto
  • oneworkoutatatime
    oneworkoutatatime Posts: 312
    Just download Prayz1 new album ( sent to one of my buddies)
  • Soon2bvegan
    Soon2bvegan Posts: 29
    "We should just smoke n bang" (to my friend with benefits) lol
  • Gidzmo
    Gidzmo Posts: 905 Member
    To my youngest brother, to tell him a job had been rescheduled.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    Well hell yeah i want one.

    to my mom.
  • veddar79
    veddar79 Posts: 205
    I'm picking up drinks
  • BellaFe
    BellaFe Posts: 323
    it was a picture to my husband of our 11 month old twins trying clementines for the first time.
  • xTiffersx
    xTiffersx Posts: 9
    to mom: can you pick me up a bk salad?
  • horsewhisper91
    horsewhisper91 Posts: 456 Member
    to a friend/co-worker: I'm out helping to clean that mare and foal stall and a bit of the tackroom.
  • melbatoast917
    melbatoast917 Posts: 370 Member
    "Nope. No rest. My legs were wobbly after the lunges. I'm pretty sure everyone thought I was drunk."

    (Talking to my friend about my cardio circuit)
  • twinmommy87
    twinmommy87 Posts: 25 Member
    Should i get buff too? ;)

    To my boyfriend
  • thingal12
    thingal12 Posts: 302 Member
    an LOL to my sister. She wrote to me, " LOL boy at my son's school wanted to get into my car. Oh my god, his mom has the same car!"
  • stormtruck2
    stormtruck2 Posts: 118 Member
    Love you baby.

    To my best friend/wife.
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    Natalie is spanking Madi's butt right now...

    sounds worse than it is.. my 3 year old "disciplining" my 2 year old... lovely.

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