Colon Hydrotherapy

You can stick a marshmallow up your butt with the same laxative effect, but it's way cheaper.

Keep some towels handy.

I AM going to be called crazy for saying this, but there is actually a Cancer treatment called the Gerson Method that incorporates Coffee enemas. The documentary I saw said at the time there was one record of a Stage 4 cancer survivor (of which type of cancer I can't remember) who recovered on the Gerson method. Only person to survive stage 4 apparently. It's WAY more than coffee enemas, but those are a part of it.

Take that however you will!!!

Now back to the goofing off.

You're saying that only 1 person has ever survived (any type of) stage 4 cancer? Ever?

And they did it by getting coffee enemas?

Whaaattt?

I actually am!! Oddly enough. That's what the documentary said. Was an interesting documentary, I'm not going to lie. Called a Beautiful Truth.

And yeah the coffee enemas are a PART of the Gerson Method. I'm just saying! They're involved! :P

I'm just saying that the math doesn't add up....

Stage 4 lung cancer has a 10% survival rate. So, that would mean only 10 people have ever had stage 4 lung cancer if only 1 survived it........

Only 10 people?!! I like those odds. I'm going to start smoking again!

EVERYTHING is more effective if used enema style.

ENEMA STYLE

I AM going to be called crazy for saying this, but there is actually a Cancer treatment called the Gerson Method that incorporates Coffee enemas. The documentary I saw said at the time there was one record of a Stage 4 cancer survivor (of which type of cancer I can't remember) who recovered on the Gerson method. Only person to survive stage 4 apparently. It's WAY more than coffee enemas, but those are a part of it.

Take that however you will!!!

Now back to the goofing off.

You're saying that only 1 person has ever survived (any type of) stage 4 cancer? Ever?

And they did it by getting coffee enemas?

Whaaattt?

I actually am!! Oddly enough. That's what the documentary said. Was an interesting documentary, I'm not going to lie. Called a Beautiful Truth.

And yeah the coffee enemas are a PART of the Gerson Method. I'm just saying! They're involved! :P

I'm just saying that the math doesn't add up....

Stage 4 lung cancer has a 10% survival rate. So, that would mean only 10 people have ever had stage 4 lung cancer if only 1 survived it........

It wasn't lung Cancer! I have NO idea! I'm not an expert! I just watched a documentary, Gahd!!! Lol! :P

Life Tip #476: Not all documentaries are factual.

Go with the green coffee beans if they offer them. They have more of the coffeeness that makes this whole thing work. It's like 67% more effective.

Wait...is all of this more effective if used enema style: rasberry ketones, bee pollen, cinnamon/honey? OP, request you cycle these as enemas and report progress in this thread.

EVERYTHING is more effective if used enema style.





EVERYTHING.

Thanks for this. I'm been disappointed with my muscle gains lately. I think I'll try this method with my protein shakes to see if it will get to my muscles more efficiently.

Creatine too. And your pre-workouts. Gives new meaning to NO Explode.


I'm here to help.

Dang...

We need another NSV post w/pics....anyone?

*sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....

I just spit coffee at the screen.

You're doing it wrong.

Damn too slow.

I AM going to be called crazy for saying this, but there is actually a Cancer treatment called the Gerson Method that incorporates Coffee enemas. The documentary I saw said at the time there was one record of a Stage 4 cancer survivor (of which type of cancer I can't remember) who recovered on the Gerson method. Only person to survive stage 4 apparently. It's WAY more than coffee enemas, but those are a part of it.

Take that however you will!!!

Now back to the goofing off.

You're saying that only 1 person has ever survived (any type of) stage 4 cancer? Ever?

And they did it by getting coffee enemas?

Whaaattt?

I actually am!! Oddly enough. That's what the documentary said. Was an interesting documentary, I'm not going to lie. Called a Beautiful Truth.

And yeah the coffee enemas are a PART of the Gerson Method. I'm just saying! They're involved! :P

Only one person ever survived stage 4 cancer, ever, and you believed that?

Alright, don't be nasty. I'M goofing off, but if you want to get technical, my closest childhood friend was the ONLY person to survive a specific type of cancer that has only ever affected seven people on record. There may be more to have had it now, but at the time, she was the one. Not on Coffee Enemas by any means though. Now If you reread, you will see I said a specific type of cancer. Given that there are thousands of types, some far more deadly than others, yes - I didn't think it that absurd at all for ONE person to survive Stage 4 of a rare cancer, thank you very much.

Now as I said before. BACK TO GOOFING OFF!

*sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....

This is all I needed to see for a response.I am seriously laughing my *kitten* off!!

a-haha! this is a great thread! bump....

You can stick a marshmallow up your butt with the same laxative effect, but it's way cheaper.

Keep some towels handy.

Lol! This sounds like the voice of experience.

Regular or Decaf? And will it be served at 190 degrees?

The most ridiculous idea ever! I'm pretty sure nature didn't intend that we should have to do a coffee enema for good health. If you want to 'cleanse'....eat super clean for one week, lot's of fresh fruit and veggies, drink lot's of water and get some exercise. Our kidneys and liver 'detox and cleanse' our bodies just fine. Stop the madness people!!!!!!!!!!!

*sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....

I just spit coffee at the screen.

Please, please tell me you spat the coffee from your mouth?

I clearly am sitting at my computer incorrectly