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  • gympamela
    gympamela Posts: 188 Member
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    have you ever burned your mouth on hot coffee and it was numb and blistered the whole rest of the day? Yeah......

    I'm not putting it in my mouth

    I have to say EXACTLY.

    Oh, and THATS WHAT SHE SAID.
    LOL
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
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    a-haha! this is a great thread! bump....
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    Wouldn't bleach work better?

    That sounds harmful and dangerous.

    Tequila. Just get a DD
    Girls are doing this with tampons. They soak 'em in vodka and *plffft*
  • gr8pillock
    gr8pillock Posts: 374 Member
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    You can stick a marshmallow up your butt with the same laxative effect, but it's way cheaper.

    Keep some towels handy.


    Lol! This sounds like the voice of experience. :)
  • Firefox7275
    Firefox7275 Posts: 2,040 Member
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    My holistic doctor checked me and said I was full of toxins

    Epsom salts orally, activated charcoal tampons rectally, watch Dr Oz on continuous loop to cleanse your mind. No toxic food, your body can convert air to protein.
  • gabby365
    gabby365 Posts: 29 Member
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    Regular or Decaf? And will it be served at 190 degrees?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    It wasn't lung Cancer! I have NO idea! I'm not an expert! I just watched a documentary, Gahd!!! Lol! :P

    A documentary, you say??

    Well, it MUST be true!!!!
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
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    The most ridiculous idea ever! I'm pretty sure nature didn't intend that we should have to do a coffee enema for good health. If you want to 'cleanse'....eat super clean for one week, lot's of fresh fruit and veggies, drink lot's of water and get some exercise. Our kidneys and liver 'detox and cleanse' our bodies just fine. Stop the madness people!!!!!!!!!!!
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
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    I don't know... I don't get how you can be on here to lose weight and talk about putting something like that up your butt, it may cause cancer!! How could you!!! -sarcasm-
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    *sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....

    I just spit coffee at the screen.

    Please, please tell me you spat the coffee from your mouth?

    I clearly am sitting at my computer incorrectly
  • Firefox7275
    Firefox7275 Posts: 2,040 Member
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    Alright, don't be nasty. I'M goofing off, but if you want to get technical, my closest childhood friend was the ONLY person to survive a specific type of cancer that has only ever affected seven people on record. There may be more to have had it now, but at the time, she was the one. Not on Coffee Enemas by any means though. Now If you reread, you will see I said a specific type of cancer. Given that there are thousands of types, some far more deadly than others, yes - I didn't think it that absurd at all for ONE person to survive Stage 4 of a rare cancer, thank you very much.

    Now as I said before. BACK TO GOOFING OFF!

    That is some deadly cancer, killing six people in the entire history of the world.
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    My holistic doctor checked me and said I was full of toxins
    So, the guy that charges you to remove toxins from your body says you're full of toxins? I bet you change your oil every 3,000 miles because the oil change place tells you to, too...
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    *sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....

    To say I just LOLed is a serious understatement...like saying the Titanic hit a little chunk of ice.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    You can stick a marshmallow up your butt with the same laxative effect, but it's way cheaper.

    Keep some towels handy.


    Lol! This sounds like the voice of experience. :)

    Umm, but aren't they too squishy for stuffing?
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    I was reminded of this

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_smoke_enema
  • janetta001
    janetta001 Posts: 10
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    Go for it. YOLO!

    Exactly....LOL!
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
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    Ask for the fire hose treatment. You will thank me later.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXc5ltzKq3Y
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
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    You can stick a marshmallow up your butt with the same laxative effect, but it's way cheaper.

    Keep some towels handy.


    Lol! This sounds like the voice of experience. :)

    Haha, no, I just read about it. reddit is some good stuff. I won't say *why* people do the Marshmallow Trick but...you should Google 'the marshmallow trick'.
  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
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    As a gay man there only a few things I want up my *kitten* and coffee ain't one of them AMIRIGHT!!
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
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    watch Dr Oz on continuous loop to cleanse your mind

    Reminds me of a screenshot from Clockwork Orange.

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