Sounds like you've got first world problems

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  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
    My favorite perfume got discontinued. :angry:

    My new nailpolish wont stay on my nail and keeps coming off. Painted them on Sunday, and today I have to redo the 2nd nail the polish literally SLID off of. :grumble: (did the other one yesterday...)

    Movie theater won't schedule showings between 5:15-5:40 so I can go straight from work. :sad:

    hahahahaha
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    <initiating highly-sarcastic, drama-filled, whiny voice> :sad: :sad: :sad:
    I have a well-paying job with great benefits and the option to TW (telework; work-from-home) 0-5 days a week, but I CHOOSE to TW only 3 days a week because I actually like seeing co-workers and being seen by managers every-so-often. Stupid me, I CHOOSE to drive twice a week to work.
    Never you mind that I can make the 18 mile trip from my driveway to the 6th level of the parking deck at work in less than 25 min because only 2 miles is surface streets (6 traffic lights) and the 16 miles of interstate rarely moves less than a steady 60mph...
    I choose to make that semi-weekly drive and take advantage of the onsite gym and subsidized cafe with excellent food options that are extremely well-documented in the MFP database! I mean, how stupid am I?!
  • barbi1281
    barbi1281 Posts: 48
    My daughter's principal just invited me to a dessert reception for parent leaders with the superintendent... doesn't she know I don't eat dessert?:sad:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    This website is based on first world problems :)

    You can't get fat when you don't have food :D

    Your profile pic is hilarious.
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
    I broke my SMARTPHONE last week :sad:
    now I have to settle for using the -PC,
    IPAD or ITOUCH IPOD to log into MFP
    :grumble:
  • barbi1281
    barbi1281 Posts: 48
    The nail salons I've emailed for quotes for my daughter's manicure party still haven't responded :huh:
  • kristinfrederiksen
    kristinfrederiksen Posts: 20
    The batteries died in my key fob so now I have to manually unlock my car door like some kind of caveman.
  • barbi1281
    barbi1281 Posts: 48
    I hate the feeling of earbuds and headphones but I know I'll get fired if I start blaring music from my office :noway:
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
    The batteries died in my key fob so now I have to manually unlock my car door like some kind of caveman.

    RLMAOOOOO!!
  • barbi1281
    barbi1281 Posts: 48
    My husband lost my Fitbit two weeks ago! Doesn't he know I paid $100 for that expensive *kitten* pedometer??? :explode:
  • barbi1281
    barbi1281 Posts: 48
    Three stalls in the restroom, all empty. Person before me chooses the middle stall. Yay, now I'm forced to pee right next to your @ss.

    OMG I hate that!:angry:
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
    I was reading these on my phone when I see I got a text from my sister. I stop what I'm doing to read it and it was just an "Ok" to something I texted her a few hours ago! Basically she wasted 2 seconds of my life!

    ^ I hate that!!!:explode:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    It's too late to cash in my cruise tickets to help pay for the new wood floor in my bedroom. Now I'm basically forced to go on vacation. UGH
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
    There's only 1 staff bathroom on my floor and someone's been in it the 3 separate times that I've tried to go. I have to PEE!!

    ^^^ uuuggghhhh that really ticks me off :mad:

    LOL
  • jnh17
    jnh17 Posts: 838 Member
    Because of the Louis Ck bit, we call these "white people problems". Hilarious and probably NSFW. Lots of swearing. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/s1c41g/stand-up-louis-ck--uncensored---white-people-problems

    Mine is that I want to play Skyrim, but I need to clean.

    I say white people problems too!

    My housekeeper that comes on Fridays wants to come in TWO hours later but we have nanny and that pushes into their nap time.
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
    I live across the street from work. I DROVE to work this morning-turned the car off after I found a PRIME parking spot-then realized, I didnt have my work badge and couldnt get into the building. Had to drive back ALL the way home and grab my badge :mad:

    still made it on time :laugh:
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    I have to go grocery shopping and my cupboards are almost bare so it will be a big excursion!! What a pain, buying so much food to eat!! I'd rather go home and sleep! Wahhhh! :sad:
  • jeremyw1977
    jeremyw1977 Posts: 505 Member
    In the middle of FOX's NFL Playoffs broadcast, their HD feed messed up and I was forced to watch football in standard definition for about 30 seconds.

    You ok?

    I am right now pursuing a class action lawsuit against my cable provider, FOX Broadcasting, and my local affiliate. I expect that I will be reimbursed for the difference in cost between HD and Standard Def, as well as compensation for pain and suffering. Out of frustration, I may have cursed loudly, which my kids probably overheard, meaning that they will need therapy and I expect to be compensated for this as well.
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,031 Member
    In case you don't get the idea:

    internet-memes-first-world-problems-vs-third-world-problems.jpg

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    wow! tasteless:noway:
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    1. I can't use any of the fitness apps that I bought this weekend (well, only one actually cost money, and it was $2) because my iPod touch is old enough that the new OS isn't compatible with it!

    2. A group-buying website in my country had a deal for about a third off for a weekend in a villa resort on a nearby mountain. I decided not to buy it because it hadn't really snowed yet and we're trying to save up money. The day after they stop offering the discount, we have the storm of the century!
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    Some of my best friends might not be able to come to my hot tub party!
  • NicLiving
    NicLiving Posts: 261 Member
    We all have difficult mornings and sometimes lose perspective on how much we have to be thankful for. So I'm starting this thread as a parking lot for petty first world problems. Park it here and move on with your day.

    My insurance comp rejected me due to prior use of mood altering medication :ohwell:
    Oh well. Parked and moving on.
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
    My glasses are broken, so I can't clearly see the image on my flat screen TV
  • kjerstenkipp
    kjerstenkipp Posts: 139 Member
    The batteries died in my key fob so now I have to manually unlock my car door like some kind of caveman.

    I just about sprayed Diet Coke all over my monitor...I dislike driving my husband's car because the battery is dead in the spare key fob that I have. Oh yeah, my kitchen counter tops are Formica...they really need to be replaced. I don't know how I make it through the day.
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
    The guy I was trying to talk to about meeting up to talk isn't responding anymore...well since Sunday at least :sad: I'm going nuts!! If I don't hear anything by tonight I'm just going to move on. (he's had a free pass because his nephew's having health problems)
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
    Last night my friend tagged me in a photo that I look fat in. B!tch.

    ^^ OMG RLMAOOOOO!!!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    wow! tasteless:noway:

    The Internet might not be for you.
  • RideaYeti
    RideaYeti Posts: 211 Member
    Since it is cold, it took almost 3 MINUTES for the water in the shower to get hot. That is 3 minutes I will never get back.
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  • Drop_it_Like_Its_Hawt
    Drop_it_Like_Its_Hawt Posts: 226 Member
    I asked for an 80's punk rock mix on my Pandora station, and it's playing the Bee-Gees. Staying Alive...but why?

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