Gym fail blog

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  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    This is an oldy, but I tell it when people need to be cheered up...

    I was at a hotel for a big conference and decided to go to the pool before breakfast. It was winter, and a professional conference, so I put clothes on over my suit to go down. Once I got there, I pulled of my shorts and threw them on the chair, pulled off my shirt and threw it on the chair, as the next item was about to leave my hand I realized - MY SUIT IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY BODY!!!

    There was no one in the pool area, but there was an attendant and several cardio machines facing. No one *seemed* to be looking once I had the suit back on, but I have long suspected that I exposed myself to all the fittest of my colleagues across the nation.

    BTW, I went ahead and jumped in the pool. I think I was hoping that anyone who saw was in such disbelief that they would deny it to themselves as long as I kept my cool.
  • Beccalicious420
    Beccalicious420 Posts: 25


    There was no one in the pool area, but there was an attendant and several cardio machines facing. No one *seemed* to be looking once I had the suit back on, but I have long suspected that I exposed myself to all the fittest of my colleagues across the nation.

    BTW, I went ahead and jumped in the pool. I think I was hoping that anyone who saw was in such disbelief that they would deny it to themselves as long as I kept my cool.

    This brought me to tears. :laugh:
  • iorahkwano
    iorahkwano Posts: 709 Member
    I started doing "private training" with my kickboxing instructor. It would be just us two, alone in a room with a giant mat. Anyway, we used to do this exercise where I was in a sit-up position with my legs bent & spread open. My trainer would stand over me (near my feet, facing me) holding each leg on the outside of his thighs while I did sit-ups. Well, one day I farted o___o but he smiled, told me to keep going & said "it happens in the gym all the time."
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Yea but people definitely saw. I walked up to a group of young women at the squat racks not too long ago. There were about 5 of them and they were taking up both racks and circuit training on top of it. I asked if I could cut in on one of the racks. They immediately moved. Very quickly. There I am thinking "very polite young ladies".

    So I walked up to the bar, looked in the mirror . . . and noticed my fly was all the way down.

    :blushing:

    BEST way to clear a squat rack ever!
  • branohockey
    branohockey Posts: 60 Member
    This happened Monday. I got off work, went to the gym. Changing out of my work clothes into my jogging pants I thought one of legs felt odd. No biggie it must be bundled up from being in my gym bag. Two minutes later running on the tread mill a pair of my underwear pop out of the bottom of the leg and shoot back onto the floor! ARGH! I’ll never dry gym pants with socks & underwear again.

    OMG this happened to my husband, (then fiancee)... but at one of our first family Easter dinners together!!! He's at my parent's house for dinner, is sitting on the famiy room chair with his leg crossed on his knee. He notices a lump at his calf and reaches in from the ankle up to feel what the heck it could be. After he realizes what it is, instead of discreetly excusing himself and taking care of it in private, he pulls them out, holds them up for all 20 of us to see and exclaims 'Wow, my underwear was stuck in my pant leg!!!'

    Yes I still married him. :)
  • amili045
    amili045 Posts: 99
    At the Ottawa Athletic club there's a track encircling the workout equipment. The track is inclined as you round a bend in the track...this I didn't know. the very first time I ever set foot in that gym. I stopped at the edge of the track to survey the equipment to see where I wanted to start and to make sure I wasn't going to get run over by a passing runner. When the opportunity to cross the track came, I said to my friend (pretty loudly) let's go. Not being prepared for the incline I tripped over my own feet, fell to my hands and knees and then proceeded to tumble down the rest of the not so very steep incline. To make matters worse, my friend and I then couldn't stop laughing making an even bigger scene....ah memories.
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    Tripped, gotten tangled in my headphones, overestimated my strength and cranked out a wonky squat - the walk of shame to put back the bar is ALWAYS witnessed by the juice head men, lol
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Can't think of any for myself, but I did feel bad for the poor guy who was walking around the gym with the poo stain on his shorts. I just couldn't bring myself to use any of the machines that he'd used. I was afraid of getting the poo on me! Someone pointed it out to him and he's like, "Yeah I know, but I still got one more set..." WTF? :noway:


    Uuuuhhhh, I got nothin'...
  • jujulamb
    jujulamb Posts: 195
    These are all awesome! Last night I worked out in fear of a fail and nothing happened to me but to my hubby again he slammed his fingers in between the weights as he re racked.
  • LGrill27
    LGrill27 Posts: 337 Member
    This happened Monday. I got off work, went to the gym. Changing out of my work clothes into my jogging pants I thought one of legs felt odd. No biggie it must be bundled up from being in my gym bag. Two minutes later running on the tread mill a pair of my underwear pop out of the bottom of the leg and shoot back onto the floor! ARGH! I’ll never dry gym pants with socks & underwear again.

    Sad thing is it could have been one of my new stylish boxers, but nooooo it had to be one of my ultra cozy, broken elastic, will never give up, 10yr old tighty-whities. I thought to myself are you fkn’ kidding me! I got off the tread mill while it was still running, quickly picked them up, squeezed them into the tightest, smallest ball to fit in my hand went into the locker room grabbed my stuff and left. I wasn’t sure if anyone saw what happened but I did skip the gym the next day.
  • MGoodElite9
    MGoodElite9 Posts: 30 Member
    **Forgot to Quote JUJULAMB "These are all awesome! Last night I worked out in fear of a fail and nothing happened to me but to my hubby again he slammed his fingers in between the weights as he re racked."

    Yikes! That happened to my trainer when we were working out. He is a bit of a beast and can actually lift the 150 lb dumbbells. He went to re-rack them and missed, crushing his fingers between the steel rack and dumbbell handle. :noway: I thought he broke his fingers!! Fortunately he was only in pain for a few days without fractures.
  • Jane61849
    Jane61849 Posts: 30 Member
    bump, this is freakin amazing!

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