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    Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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      Setting up karaoke bar in Electronics and charging a cover
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      Trying on bras in the frozen food section
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      I saw parker get thrown out of walwart for tryin to get a tv to crossbreed with his old rotary phone so he could sell the babies...
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      stealing cat litter.
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      Use the Cat Litter
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      sleeping on the bags of dog food..
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      For telling the man in front of you how great his "buns" looked lol
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      Using the paging system to RickRoll customers.
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      racing down the lanes with the battery operated carts
    • Posts: 12,344 Member
      Opening and drinking the liquor without paying!
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      Opening and drinking the liquor without paying!

      hmmmm....think they would mind..lol
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      hmmmm....think they would mind..lol

      I am willing to try it
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      I am willing to try it

      me too..meet you there!
    • Posts: 325 Member
      Apparently, she was tasting the liquor. She drank so much that she started singing the Gilligan's Island theme song so loud she got all the liquor tasters kicked out with her.
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      Drinking all the liquor and passing out in a tent
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      Kicked out for licking the eggs and putting them back into the cartons... also suspected of tasting block cheese and putting back into the bin.

      Licking eggs....I could totally see my bf doing that!
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      trying on lip glosses to find the perfect color
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      RIPPING ALL THE SECURITY TAGS OFF THE PERFUME
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      Stealing a flat iron! :)
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      For hijacking the intercom and announcing that there are free tortillas on isle 9 in order to clear the lines =O
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      For hijacking the intercom and announcing that there are free tortillas on isle 9 in order to clear the lines =O

      Hahahahaha! I DO hate those damn lines at Walmart! Target FOR LIFE!!! :)
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      @Jess11Gold, for staring at people TOO nicely :D
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      for taking the bottom pair of jeans out from every pile, knocking all the others down the process, and then not buying a pair
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      For trying to ride around the store on your bike so you could pick up some stuff but not have to stop your workout.
    • Posts: 5,143 Member
      for tying two kid-sized baseball bats together with a length of panty hose for makeshift nunchucks
    • Posts: 1,394 Member
      For taking all the cereal boxes and making a fort out of them
    • Posts: 353 Member
      For hiding in the freezer section and scaring the **** out of the next person to grab a frozen pizza
    • Posts: 201 Member
      For rubbing all of the magazine perfume samples on herself from checkout aisles 4 through 17.
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      Wouldn't put a shirt on

      Wouldn't do it, and they dragged me out of the store! :laugh:

      @chewster001 - for biting the leg of that Wal-mart greeter!
    • Posts: 235 Member
      For tying knots in all the pantihose to make an excape rope.
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