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Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • Chewster001
    Chewster001 Posts: 201 Member
    Sniffing the glues
  • Boobookittyfq
    Boobookittyfq Posts: 454 Member
    Stealing doggie treats!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for going to magazine rack and ripping out the posters to put up on the closes wall
  • HuwaydaS
    HuwaydaS Posts: 116
    For bringing his pet model gorilla there and smashing him all over!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Disemboweling the doggie squeak toys
  • sugboog29
    sugboog29 Posts: 630 Member
    Stating from the fitting rooms...."THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
  • Levi_Hansen
    Levi_Hansen Posts: 44 Member
    chewing on the corner of a Men's Health magazine in the checkout - refusing to stop
  • karendee4
    karendee4 Posts: 558 Member
    For riding a pink bike up and down the isle while wearing a pink tu tu saying
    "I am a pretty princess" over and over


    I love this thread!! So funny!
  • savage22hp
    savage22hp Posts: 278 Member
    For triping the greeter
  • Igoligirl
    Igoligirl Posts: 63 Member
    Standing with the greeter and commenting on people as they walk in. :D
  • karendee4
    karendee4 Posts: 558 Member
    For getting on the Intercom and announcing ...

    "Attention all Wal Mart customers, there is a large snake that escaped in the store. If you see it please contact guest services" Do not attempt to catch it"
  • savage22hp
    savage22hp Posts: 278 Member
    For blocking the rest room door to take profile pics
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    standing with the greater holding score card for each person who walks in
  • bhez
    bhez Posts: 52
    for inappropriate posing with mannequins.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for sing beach boy summer song durring the dead of winter
  • bhez
    bhez Posts: 52
    for sing beach boy summer song durring the dead of winter
    haha beauty
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
    bhez...attempting to smuggle a rack of junior sized plaid mini skirts out in Dora the Explorer tote bag. Also stolen.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Demanded paper bags instead of plastic
  • alexbusnello
    alexbusnello Posts: 1,010 Member
    @Hyperfang: For flirting a lot with the cashier lol I don't know, I suck :tongue:
  • funsiiz
    funsiiz Posts: 246 Member
    smiling to much:bigsmile:
  • Ready2Serve
    Ready2Serve Posts: 113 Member
    Running through the store in a bathing suit she tried on.
  • alexbusnello
    alexbusnello Posts: 1,010 Member
    Trying on women's clothes lol
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Kept putting on halloween masks and scaring small children!
  • Ready2Serve
    Ready2Serve Posts: 113 Member
    Trying on women's clothes lol

    I can't even find clothes in the mens dept. to fit me...let alone womens :smooched:

    I have to go to a tent company!!!
  • alexbusnello
    alexbusnello Posts: 1,010 Member
    Kept putting on halloween masks and scaring small children!

    awesome!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    setting up camp and trying to start a fire
  • LethelW8
    LethelW8 Posts: 24
    Climbed a paper towel display causing a avalanche and general chaos
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Ate two grapes in front of a security officer. Got tazed.
  • Timmyttt418
    Timmyttt418 Posts: 103 Member
    Was practicing casting his line in sporting goods!
  • LethelW8
    LethelW8 Posts: 24
    For "borrowing" neon-colored post-its and a sharpie and leaving "helpful" notes everywhere
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