Dumbest thing you've heard this week

MochaMixAZ
MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
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Heard, read, or said... what's the dumbest thing you've heard?

Two made my list:

"You can't lose weight just by cutting calories."

and

<sent in a text> "Let me know if you don't receive this text."
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  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    "Any grade school child can easily prepare affordable, healthy, nightly dinners for a family of four."
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I'm on these forums a lot. Enough said.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    "Who is Stephen Hawking?"

    From my science teacher. My COLLEGE science teacher. Who spends a quarter of the semester covering physics. *facepalm*
  • martinh78
    martinh78 Posts: 601
    "Cardio doesn't burn fat, it just burns calories"
  • VeinsAndBones
    VeinsAndBones Posts: 550 Member
    Exercise and exercise alone is the key to weight loss- My stepdad..... He's not the brightest xD
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    if you keep lifting heavy, you'll get bulky
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    I'm on these forums a lot. Enough said.

    Yep. Pretty much. :laugh:
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    "I don't care about counting calories - I just have to watch my fat intake, that's all I have to do."

    :noway:
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I'm on these forums a lot. Enough said.

    Yep. Pretty much. :laugh:

    this
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    That the 49ers will lose to atlanta. idiots.
  • monty619
    monty619 Posts: 1,308 Member
    that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.

    part of me thought that it may actually be true.
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    from my MIL, if you don't pay attention to your weight, you'll start to lose.
  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
    Milk will make me fat
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    "Cardio doesn't burn fat, it just burns calories"

    Were you joking about this one? Please say yes.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    "Cardio doesn't burn fat, it just burns calories"

    Were you joking about this one? Please say yes.

    Get him, Dope! :laugh: :devil:
  • martinh78
    martinh78 Posts: 601
    "Cardio doesn't burn fat, it just burns calories"

    Were you joking about this one? Please say yes.

    It was said on this forum :noway:
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
    "If you don't eat every 3 hours your body will go into starvation mode."
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    by my wife's cousin: 'I'm going to do the lemon detox diet'. She asked me what I'd been doing but apparently thats much more difficult than starving yourself!

    PS, I think you US folks call it Master Cleanse.
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    "5. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon."
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    not sure. but it probably had something to do with 'dr' oz.
  • HuwaydaS
    HuwaydaS Posts: 116
    Not the dummest, but the funniest.

    Girl : momma lets have us some pizza
    mom : lets ask the baby
    baby : blah blah blah (cant talk)
    girl: Mama, that means yes in Spanish


    LOL SOO CUTE!
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    not sure. but it probably had something to do with 'dr' oz.

    hahaha
  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
    that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.

    part of me thought that it may actually be true.
    How could part of you thought it may actually be true
  • PinkyKiwii
    PinkyKiwii Posts: 512 Member
    "So let's doubt everything on the internet because it might not be true? Im not cynical so im gull-able?"

    From an Mfp member.


    I lost faith in humanity.


    *edit * mistakes
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    You can use myofascial release massage to loosen fat stores for spot reduction.

    Srs.
  • PinkyKiwii
    PinkyKiwii Posts: 512 Member
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  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Dr. OZ....
  • monty619
    monty619 Posts: 1,308 Member
    that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.

    part of me thought that it may actually be true.
    How could part of you thought it may actually be true

    haha yea worded wrong to try and make people not give me such backlash for me for saying it...

    i should have said,

    "yes i also think this may be true."
  • ashlensmomma
    ashlensmomma Posts: 124 Member
    From my MIL-

    My two year old had just had a pretty good size scoop of ice cream, and wanted more. I told her no, she had enough already. My MIL says, "oh give her another bowl, it's good for her, ice cream helps kids sleep more soundly." And no, she was not being sarcastic. O.o

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