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    Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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    • Posts: 201 Member
      Sniffing the glues
    • Posts: 454 Member
      Stealing doggie treats!
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      for going to magazine rack and ripping out the posters to put up on the closes wall
    • Posts: 116
      For bringing his pet model gorilla there and smashing him all over!
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Disemboweling the doggie squeak toys
    • Posts: 630 Member
      Stating from the fitting rooms...."THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
    • Posts: 44 Member
      chewing on the corner of a Men's Health magazine in the checkout - refusing to stop
    • Posts: 558 Member
      For riding a pink bike up and down the isle while wearing a pink tu tu saying
      "I am a pretty princess" over and over


      I love this thread!! So funny!
    • Posts: 278 Member
      For triping the greeter
    • Posts: 63 Member
      Standing with the greeter and commenting on people as they walk in. :D
    • Posts: 558 Member
      For getting on the Intercom and announcing ...

      "Attention all Wal Mart customers, there is a large snake that escaped in the store. If you see it please contact guest services" Do not attempt to catch it"
    • Posts: 278 Member
      For blocking the rest room door to take profile pics
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      standing with the greater holding score card for each person who walks in
    • Posts: 52
      for inappropriate posing with mannequins.
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      for sing beach boy summer song durring the dead of winter
    • Posts: 52
      for sing beach boy summer song durring the dead of winter
      haha beauty
    • Posts: 716 Member
      bhez...attempting to smuggle a rack of junior sized plaid mini skirts out in Dora the Explorer tote bag. Also stolen.
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      Demanded paper bags instead of plastic
    • Posts: 1,010 Member
      @Hyperfang: For flirting a lot with the cashier lol I don't know, I suck :tongue:
    • Posts: 246 Member
      smiling to much:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 113 Member
      Running through the store in a bathing suit she tried on.
    • Posts: 1,010 Member
      Trying on women's clothes lol
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      Kept putting on halloween masks and scaring small children!
    • Posts: 113 Member
      Trying on women's clothes lol

      I can't even find clothes in the mens dept. to fit me...let alone womens :smooched:

      I have to go to a tent company!!!
    • Posts: 1,010 Member
      Kept putting on halloween masks and scaring small children!

      awesome!
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      setting up camp and trying to start a fire
    • Posts: 24
      Climbed a paper towel display causing a avalanche and general chaos
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      Ate two grapes in front of a security officer. Got tazed.
    • Posts: 103 Member
      Was practicing casting his line in sporting goods!
    • Posts: 24
      For "borrowing" neon-colored post-its and a sharpie and leaving "helpful" notes everywhere
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