Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • pmcovert415
    pmcovert415 Posts: 1,472 Member
    inappropriately squeezing the melons..
  • CindyJ004
    CindyJ004 Posts: 14 Member
    Starting a pot of moonshine in housewares
  • trancenhouse
    trancenhouse Posts: 76 Member
    For having a fish on a leash.
  • pmcovert415
    pmcovert415 Posts: 1,472 Member
    asking the dressing room attendant if the Superman undies make your butt look big
  • TheresaC928
    TheresaC928 Posts: 849 Member
    for beating the Walmart greeter who for the 100th time you've been in there refused to look you in the eyes not the chest. :)
  • pmcovert415
    pmcovert415 Posts: 1,472 Member
    dancing with the mop in the cleaning isle
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    for selecting all your items from other peoples' carts
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    Trying to snow ski in the frozen food
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
    Peeping under the doors in the women's dressing rooms. :noway:
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    @kimlovesdon - for leaving a dirty diaper in the cereal aisle!:laugh:
  • sjj0223
    sjj0223 Posts: 26 Member
    strolling shirtless and taking random pictures.
  • thefullmontysmom
    thefullmontysmom Posts: 148 Member
    Farting cabbage farts
  • Rosytakesoff
    Rosytakesoff Posts: 321 Member
    Wearing too many clothes. Don't you know Wally World has a strict butt cheek policy?
  • kayobracey
    kayobracey Posts: 43 Member
    smeared doo doo on the bathroom wall lol :noway:
  • bbbbb33333
    bbbbb33333 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Stealing the security camera monitor
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    drag racing with the electric carts
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for try to adopt out stuff toys to children
  • MichaelYoung1976
    MichaelYoung1976 Posts: 307 Member
    Stealing Jack Links beef jerky ... to mess with sasquatch.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for dressing like michael jackson while shout this is my rifle this my gun this for fight this is for fun
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    One word: mime
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078 Member
    For not wearing sweatpants and 10 year old flip flops
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    For setting up all of the Hot Wheels tracks into one massive race course.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    One word: mime
    that not nice i don't know if i should be offended or not

    the person above got kicked out of wal mart for going into the machanic shop and filling in appointment so basically over booking

    sorry i was thinking mimi from drew cary show
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    ^^^

    I would never call anyone Mimi...that's just cruel.

    Let's put together all of the Lego sets & kicked get out together.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Stole all the sports jerseys!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    ^^^

    I would never call anyone Mimi...that's just cruel.

    Let's put together all of the Lego sets & kicked get out together.


    ok but i'm building a bathroom lol
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    CherokeeBabe got kicked out shooting arrows at every cashier
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    directing customers to use his Lego port-a-potty rather than the restrooms.
  • whitneyps7
    whitneyps7 Posts: 409 Member
    lauramac426 got kicked out for putting sexy panties and lace bra on and screaming "move *****es, get out the way *****es!!!!!"
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    the person above got kicked out for taking a tricycle off the rack and tearing up the store and then trying to reture it for refund
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