Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,734 Member
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    for having better legs than the mannequins
  • Chewster001
    Chewster001 Posts: 201 Member
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    For stalking the female shoppers and telling them how great their legs look.
  • Itzli
    Itzli Posts: 78 Member
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    For bringing thier puppy in and letting him try out all the chew toys.
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
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    She kept handing out boxes of condoms to those with screaming kids
  • cnelson1974
    cnelson1974 Posts: 235 Member
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    For playing broom hockey on a tricycle with a watermelon.
  • Itzli
    Itzli Posts: 78 Member
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    ^^She moved lawnchairs in front of the big screen tvs and charged admission for movie night.

    She kept handing out boxes of condoms to those with screaming kids

    LMAO! I would too!
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,734 Member
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    trying to sell popcorn in the TV aisle
  • alipene
    alipene Posts: 945 Member
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    For buying boys trousers because they're cheaper
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,734 Member
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    For buying boys trousers because they're cheaper
    [HAhahahahaha
    for putting seeds in her horse poop and selling it in the gardening section
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Hip waders in the lobster tank
  • waylandcool
    waylandcool Posts: 175 Member
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    starting stadium chants in the sporting goods department.
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,734 Member
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    tying his dog to his trolley and shouting MUSH , MUSH
  • coyoteo
    coyoteo Posts: 532 Member
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    Using a neck vibrator inappropriately.
  • John2347
    John2347 Posts: 336 Member
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    pulling a recliner into the electronics area to play video games
  • KimberlyDCZ
    KimberlyDCZ Posts: 525 Member
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    Sword fighting with pool noodles!
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
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    @kimberly

    testing out perfume - unopened bottles! and then twirling around in the aisle
  • disasterman
    disasterman Posts: 746 Member
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    Trying on lingerie OUTSIDE the dressing room.
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,734 Member
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    putting flour on the floor and taking a photo of himself
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
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    Trying on lingerie OUTSIDE the dressing room.

    :noway:

    holysmokes!

    were you the guy taking pics??
  • John2347
    John2347 Posts: 336 Member
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    @skinny_minny - for acting like a leopard climbing and jumping from isle to isle acting like a leopard, and having your significant other "hunt" you throughout the store with an automatic air soft gun

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