Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

TheNewJesse · January 2013

for stomping mud from the field throughout the store

RedHeadDevotchka · January 2013

Shouting 'its BACOn!!!' While throwing packages of bacon at shoppers

bethanyn311 · January 2013

eating the bacon that was thrown at you

RedHeadDevotchka · January 2013

eating the bacon that was thrown at you

I call that a win win situation

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

Stealing souls with me, a fellow ginger

angmarie28 · January 2013

riding in a shopping cart pushing herself around with a broom

TheNewJesse · January 2013

for stealing candy

labyrinth84 · January 2013

For attempting wrestling moves on the staff

DanTillson · January 2013

Naming all the fruit and then not letting customers "separate them from their friends" :P

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

Yelling at people picking through produce that they're disrupting the filming of "Annoying Orange"

_CowgirlUp_ · January 2013

Lauramac, cuz you don't like Cowboys.

angmarie28 · January 2013

running away yelling "the voices are talking to me again" every time a staff asks if they can help you with anything

silky_kitten · January 2013

Playing "shopping cart hockey" in the parking lot

TheNewJesse · January 2013

for videotaping themselves on all the hand held cameras

silky_kitten · January 2013

For shaving your head in the electronics department

DanTillson · January 2013

Winking at customers at the entrance and offering them 'Managers special'

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

skeet shooting using plates & BB guns

allisonsdaddy · January 2013

Testing toothbrushes.

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

finger painting with toothpaste

ashleydainn1986 · January 2013

Sleeping on the futon on display after opening several comforters to get comfy

EricaLynn813 · January 2013

Hiding in the freezer!

ashleydainn1986 · January 2013

stealing Mirrors..

silky_kitten · January 2013

Stalking people in the grocery section and tsking everytime they put stuff in their carts.

SlimSammy2012 · January 2013

for being unusally happy or on Crack!

poll09 · January 2013

for chasing the security guard

SlimSammy2012 · January 2013

for chasing me..

ellgee119 · January 2013

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bcc112986 · January 2013

Bringing a dog in the store

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

inciting a riot because someone in the 20 items or less lane had 21 items

smitty24 · January 2013

For having 21 items in the 20 items or less checkout...

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