Perverted Messages

Dear Yearning in Anonymity,

Thank you so much for taking the time to express your true feelings. Wouldn't the world be a better place if we all did that more often? Sometimes we have feelings that make us unhappy or frustrated, and if we don't take the time to really understand them, those feelings come out of us in ways we wouldn't have chosen.

I'm very glad that you've taken the time to express yours. I sense the bond too, as I do with most women I see on the internet or TV, movies, etc. I looked at the photographs in your user profile and I see nothing there that you shouldn't be proud of, other than that you're Canadian - - which I'm not certain is something you can change anyway, so I don't hold that against you.

I'm not sure why you bring it up, but I'm not gay, although sometimes I have muscle confusion when I see attractive men.

Thank you again for expressing yourself, and I wish you nothing but continued success on your Journey!!!

-OP

Dear OP.

I think I love you. Your kindness and protective nature towards the vulnerable people on this website have not gone unnoticed, and I feel a deep bond growing between us already.

In fact, I know that you are so kind and honorable, that you won't even notice the picture of my ASSets in my profile as flaunting what the good lord gave me, but rather is me showing off the results of the 300 squats I've done in the last three days.

I cannot say loud enough, how I wish more men were like you. Kind. Sensitive. Caring. Eloquent with your words.
The list goes on and on...

wait...
please don't tell me you're gay!

I don't think my poor heart could take the loss.

Sincerely,
Yearning in Anonymity...