Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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coffee, oh coffee
oh I need you like a drug
I grind, brew, now drink0 -
I so loved this thread
like, a hundred years ago.
Good resurrection.0 -
I killed it again.
Some people have no taste in
midnight poetry.0 -
It's alive! Reborn!
The thread that would not stay dead.
Live long and prosper.0 -
Immortality
this undying thread of doom
is incredible0 -
Anxiety climbs
Keep fumbling when I type
Way too much coffee0 -
Dr. Oz is a quack.
Keotones and other weird stuff
Gimme some bacon.0 -
The office treats call
As I resist them boldly
Hell, just one donut.0 -
bump0
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Didn't think the bump
was needed if the thread was
living and breathing0 -
What a silly thread
I always talk like this, right?
Doesn't everyone?0 -
Exercise is two-fold:
Pump the body, lose the fat;
Use or lose your brains.0 -
Sometimes the best choice
is also the healthiest.
Not every time, though.0 -
That was a good lunch.
Pork ribs and roasted 'taters.
cookie for dessert.0 -
I hate fruckin flies
They should all die painfuly
I need a fly swat0 -
Today, I don't cook.
The boyfriend is doing meals.
We're eating fast food.0 -
milk was delivered
straight from the cow yesterday
my coffee is great0 -
instant oatmeal rocks
breakfast of all champions
maple, brown sugar0 -
For the love of God,
do not state an opinion
in a chit chat thread.0 -
*kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten*,
*kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten*,
*kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten*.0 -
"FART POOP BONER BUTT
EAT ONIONS AND DIE YOU *kitten*"
My man plays Halo.0 -
Pop-Tarts, you haunt me
Since the start of dreaded thread.
Must have you again!0 -
Comfy and sexy
in my fuzzy, pink pjs:
boy are they hatin!!!
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Sleep in late to sit
naked on the internet
and write poetry.0 -
have so much to do
but still I sit here in my
monkey pajamas0 -
blueberry oatmeal
peanut butter sweet muffins;
This is why I'm fat.0 -
Gotta have support
For my tatas when I run
Bouncing-nothing hurts more0 -
~ A Haiku About Getting Out Of Bed ~
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no0 -
Saturdays are best
Errands cleaning and a nap
Now pour me my wine0 -
Speak softly and give
Me that red velvet cupcake
And no one gets hurt0
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