Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?
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Blocking the entrances saying he was the gate keeper0
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Hiding in the frozen food compartments, saying "there is only Zuul!" when people open the doors...0
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Going through all the marshmallows looking for the StayPuft Marshmallow Man0
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Creating the StayPuft Marshmallow Man out of all of the marshmallows0
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Roasting marshmallow peeps on the display grill.0
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Ran around the store with a Red Light on their head, telling people they were special0
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standing in housewares telling random people that you love lamp0
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for eating the fake worms in the Fishing Aisle0
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for eating chili, which leads to gas...then kicked out because they thought you were stealing stink bait & duck calls (thank you, Larry the Cable Guy for this gem)
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For broadcasting Larry the Cable Guy on all the store's TVs0
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For dropping contraceptives in everyone's carts.0
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Sat in the middle of the beer isle and screamed "KEG PARTY"!0
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For propositioning the Cart Boy!0
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For impersonating a priest and offering to perform marriages for random people0
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For playing with the Star Wars Swords since you have the Princess Laya (sp?) hairdo!0
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For referring to them as "swords" when the proper term is "light sabers"0
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For not being able to spell Leia
edited for being too slow
Laura - for using Nair on your legs and singing "Who Wears Short Shorts" over the PA system0 -
blasting lady gaga on the car radios, dancing to it0
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Blasting Cotton Eye Joe & starting a massive line dance0
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Putting on an aluminum foil bikini and singing "I feel pretty "while dancing in the electronics section.0
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Taking profile pics in various states of undress0
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Reenacting "Star Wars" with the figures in the toy department.0
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squeezing the melons inappropriately in the produce department0
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Holding a tricycle race a la “Revenge of the Nerds”0
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Oh my goodness, I've done this!! Okay...not ALL the bikes, just the one I wanted to test drive. :grumble:test riding all the bicycles through the ladies dept.
Hmm...I'd say b/c she tried on the lingerie and kept making passers by faint.0 -
For setting up a kissing booth in the middle of the candy isle....only supposed to have Hershey Kisses
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For deciding to taste test the berries in the produce isle until she found the good ones.0
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punkin chunkin0
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Not wearing shoes is unsanitary.0
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Distracting the cashier in that hot dress 0
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