Worst pickup lines you've either used or had used on you...

Best compliment ever: "You're like 40 miles of good road." I have no idea what he meant, but he was so sincere.

Don't people say "Wanna f***?" any more?

He didn't say anything. We had an eye contact moment while I was walking across the bar and when I came back to my table he was sitting in my chair waiting for me.

I hate to say that it worked and I never meet guys in bars.

I don't think I've ever had anyone use a line on me. I do get asked what I'm drinking quite often... My response is typically followed by a suprised look and an offer to get me another one.

Real women drink beer. Dark, can't-see-light-through-the-glass, stand-a-fork-in-it beer. :drinker:

A guy asked me.. " do you believe in love at first sight?" Or do I need to walk by again? Bahaha I loved it and just laughed

15 year old kid: "hey baby I may not be fred flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock !"

me: ". . . . . "

Ok, so I know we've transitioned to cheesy pick up lines, but I once had a guy that I was doing a watch repair for tell me that I was the prettiest girl in the store and started asking me a lot of uncomfortable personal questions. He then went on to tell me that we had to keep quiet b/c his fiance was walking our way and he was "being a bad boy" I told him that he was being incredibly innapropriate and that it was unwelcome---as his fiance (whom I assumed he was lying about) walked up beside him. She pulled him away by the arm and gave him a firm talking to. He then came back, apologized and asked if I was mad at him and if I'd forgive him for being so bad (que dark grin) and continued to stare, compliment, and freak me out. As I was finishing putting his watch back together, he asked if there was anything he could "do" for me. I told him no, but I'll fix his watch as soon as possible so that he can go away. I practically tossed it at him and walked away from the jewelry counter. THAT was uncomfortable. It doesn't happen often, but there are times where I do feel unsafe at work.

I was eating dinner at the bar with my husband and he went to the restroom and this guy walked up to me and said "nice legs, what time do they open?" right at my husband walked up behind him- I said "I don't know, why don't you turn around and ask my husband".... I have never seen the color drain from someones face so quickly...

Some girl - "My friend thinks you're hot."

Me - Walks away. Confidence is sexy. If you can't even talk to me then why bother?

You just ignored her and walked away? Ah meanie!!

I'd walk off to after I laughed.... I couldn't date someone that can't even come up and say hi

Exactly.

Some girl - "My friend thinks you're hot."

Me - Walks away. Confidence is sexy. If you can't even talk to me then why bother?

So, you've never used a wingman? lol

Not to approach a woman on my behalf. Just to hang with and shoot the *kitten*

I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

"You look like the kind of girl who only dates rich guys" meant to guilt me into a date or talking, it worked I defended myself for 5 minutes before another guy came in with the "is this guy bothering you" to which I almost answered "no" and then I realized, "yes he is"...as I realized guilt tactics are not attractive and I should never have to defend whatever I look like.

Priests need nuns, doctors need nurses, let me be your pimp.

Oh wait, that's my best one...nevermind carry on

"Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" :huh:

HAHAHAHA the face made it even better

I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"Great legs, what time do they open?"



Like, I don't even..