Skip to content
  • Register
    • We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

    Worst pickup lines you've either used or had used on you...

    124»

    Replies

    • Posts: 299 Member
      Best compliment ever: "You're like 40 miles of good road." I have no idea what he meant, but he was so sincere.

      Don't people say "Wanna f***?" any more?
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      "I dig you and I want your number."

      Just kidding; I'm now marrying the guy who used that. IT MUST WORK.
    • Posts: 1,109 Member
      He didn't say anything. We had an eye contact moment while I was walking across the bar and when I came back to my table he was sitting in my chair waiting for me.

      I hate to say that it worked and I never meet guys in bars.
    • Posts: 555 Member
      How about, "Is that a mirror on your zipper? Cause I can see myself in your pants." Uggh!

      The simple and to the point is always better. Even better...start an actual conversation with a woman! Make her laugh and she's yours! :)

      I'm ashamed to say...this made me laugh out loud!
    • Posts: 195 Member
      I don't think I've ever had anyone use a line on me. I do get asked what I'm drinking quite often... My response is typically followed by a suprised look and an offer to get me another one.

      Real women drink beer. Dark, can't-see-light-through-the-glass, stand-a-fork-in-it beer. :drinker:
    • Posts: 170 Member
      A guy used this on me at the gym one day

      "On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?"
    • Posts: 22 Member
      A guy asked me.. " do you believe in love at first sight?" Or do I need to walk by again? Bahaha I loved it and just laughed
    • Posts: 195 Member
      Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
      I do hear this one a lot. :laugh:
    • Posts: 2
      15 year old kid: "hey baby I may not be fred flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock !"

      me: ". . . . . "
    • Posts: 4
      I was at a bar with my boyfriend.
      My boyfriend went to the bathroom for legit 10 seconds when this older guy comes over to me and says
      "Are you from tennessee...because you're the only ten I see"

      Gah!!!! I laughed histerically but the guy was so drunk he just laughed with me then walked away

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 325
      Ok, so I know we've transitioned to cheesy pick up lines, but I once had a guy that I was doing a watch repair for tell me that I was the prettiest girl in the store and started asking me a lot of uncomfortable personal questions. He then went on to tell me that we had to keep quiet b/c his fiance was walking our way and he was "being a bad boy" I told him that he was being incredibly innapropriate and that it was unwelcome---as his fiance (whom I assumed he was lying about) walked up beside him. She pulled him away by the arm and gave him a firm talking to. He then came back, apologized and asked if I was mad at him and if I'd forgive him for being so bad (que dark grin) and continued to stare, compliment, and freak me out. As I was finishing putting his watch back together, he asked if there was anything he could "do" for me. I told him no, but I'll fix his watch as soon as possible so that he can go away. I practically tossed it at him and walked away from the jewelry counter. THAT was uncomfortable. It doesn't happen often, but there are times where I do feel unsafe at work.
    • Posts: 476 Member
      show previous quotes

      I love this! :laugh:

      Did I mention he was wearing a wife beater...in a bar...he was a winner all around. lol
    • Posts: 120
      I was eating dinner at the bar with my husband and he went to the restroom and this guy walked up to me and said "nice legs, what time do they open?" right at my husband walked up behind him- I said "I don't know, why don't you turn around and ask my husband".... I have never seen the color drain from someones face so quickly...
    • Posts: 250 Member
      From a rather talented artist (who was married!!!): "Could I please PLEASE draw you - nude? With you as my model, your picture would grace the cover of every top art magazine in the world!"

      If it hadn't been so completely over the top, I almost would have fallen for it!
    • Posts: 543 Member
      show previous quotes

      I'd walk off to after I laughed.... I couldn't date someone that can't even come up and say hi


      Exactly.
    • Posts: 1,066 Member
      hmm idk i dont recall lines because i hate them if a guy comes up to me using a line i walk away.... i like when someone tries talking to me not saying something he uses on everyone..
    • Posts: 543 Member
      show previous quotes

      So, you've never used a wingman? lol


      Not to approach a woman on my behalf. Just to hang with and shoot the *kitten*
    • Posts: 250 Member
      A guy used this on me at the gym one day

      "On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?"

      That's a great line!!! LOVE this!!!
    • Posts: 354 Member
      I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.
    • Posts: 354 Member
      I loved the way your panties smelled yesterday at the laundromat. Where do you live?
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      "You look like the kind of girl who only dates rich guys" meant to guilt me into a date or talking, it worked I defended myself for 5 minutes before another guy came in with the "is this guy bothering you" to which I almost answered "no" and then I realized, "yes he is"...as I realized guilt tactics are not attractive and I should never have to defend whatever I look like.
    • Posts: 2,232 Member
      show previous quotes

      That's a great line!!! LOVE this!!!

      This made me LOL.

      I have this thing about men hitting on me at the grocery store. I'm starting to think that they have hidden cameras around just waiting for my reaction becuase it happens far too ofetn and at the most random times. The latest 2:

      "You must be a snowflake becuase I've fallen for you" Too bad he was cheesy and too young for me. He was cute.

      "I would love to survive a zombie apocolypse with you" I seriously didn't even know what to say to this. I just kind of cocked my head for a moment thinking about if I had heard him right and then I just laughed and walked away.

      I thought about shopping elsewhere, but now it's become kind of a game.
    • Posts: 708 Member
      Priests need nuns, doctors need nurses, let me be your pimp.

      Oh wait, that's my best one...nevermind carry on
    • Posts: 2,410 Member
      I've done/do online dating - I get tons of e-mails with just "hi"...way to sweep me off my feet!
    • Posts: 153 Member
      "Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" :huh:


      HAHAHAHA the face made it even better
    • Posts: 627 Member
      do you like bacon? wanna strip??

      since everyone likes bacon, this one's a keeper \m/

      haha... this made me laugh...
    • Posts: 77
      I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    • Posts: 356 Member
      Random guy at the grocery store: "You look like you could use another friend."
      Me: "....."
      Guy: "A hook-up friend, what do you say?"

      Another guy bought me a card, again at the grocery store, in which he complimented me and my smile. Wrote his name/number and it said that he would love to talk to me if I didn't have a boyfriend. It also said that if I didn't call him he would understand. I didn't call him, since I was already talking with someone else. I saw him a few weeks later, in which he proceeded to pick up his phone, call his buddy and complain very loudly about me. Class act!
    • Posts: 66
      "Great legs, what time do they open?"



      Like, I don't even..
    • Posts: 2,312 Member
      On the rare occasion that I am drunk at a bar, I just loose my brain/mouth filter. One girl walked by me, and I just said, "Damn you're hot." She laughed. Then I started thinking, and asked her if she had already walked by earlier. She said she had, about three times. And I made the same comment every time. The next time she walked by with her (large) boyfriend. I tapped him on the shoulder, and asked if she was his girl. He said yes. I high fived him and bought him a drink. He laughed his *kitten* off.
    This discussion has been closed.

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register

    Quick Links

    Categories