Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
    Flirting with security so someone else could make a get a way
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Making a fort out of the plastic storage tubs & defending said fort with fruit from produce
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
    For prancing around half naked trying on high heels
  • thatfitgaal
    thatfitgaal Posts: 66
    For having cart races down the aisles with his mates
  • spongeh
    spongeh Posts: 152 Member
    for taking a poop in the frozen food isle
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    For riding the motorized bikes up and down isles chasing people.
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
    Driving the getaway car!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    For reading every label on every vitamin bottle...and fact checking them.
  • lu_equi
    lu_equi Posts: 47 Member
    for teaching his dog to give puppy dog eyes to hot ladies !
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    for hugging everyone she sees.
  • mrskeg
    mrskeg Posts: 153 Member
    Power Wheel drag races.
  • LisaLamb1
    LisaLamb1 Posts: 149 Member
    For not wearing the standard pajama pants and crocs.
  • JessikaBlayne
    JessikaBlayne Posts: 1,457
    for screaming extra extra read all about it over and over
  • likeA_boss
    likeA_boss Posts: 26 Member
    For stealing all the roll back signs
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for wearing blue and holding a clipboard and going up to workers and saying your fired get out of my store
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
    Eating ALL of the life cereal . . .
  • JessikaBlayne
    JessikaBlayne Posts: 1,457
    Turning up all the sterio systems around the store
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    for taking a nap on a giant palette of Pringles
  • JessikaBlayne
    JessikaBlayne Posts: 1,457
    Running around taking pictures of people telling them to "work it"
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for putting up yellow police tape around the barbie toy on the floor and yelling i got a new case
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    for opening up the roll of caution tape and taking the barbie out of the box
  • JessikaBlayne
    JessikaBlayne Posts: 1,457
    for hiding in the clothing racks, poking your head out every now and then to yell "Boo!"
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for selling tickets to watch a movie with all you can eat in asle 2
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    for holding auditions for the people of walmart in the seasonal section
  • BlueLotusFlower
    BlueLotusFlower Posts: 40 Member
    @Stack: for busting out all the fish tanks and killing everything that was inside them
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    @Stack: for busting out all the fish tanks and killing everything that was inside them

    for paying me to bust the fish tanks as a distraction while you tried to make off with all the jewlery
  • BlueLotusFlower
    BlueLotusFlower Posts: 40 Member
    @Stack: for busting out all the fish tanks and killing everything that was inside them

    for paying me to bust the fish tanks as a distraction while you tried to make off with all the jewlery

    Well I was going to give you your cut since I actually made an escape...but you just snitched, deals off! :noway:
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    What did you expect, they kicked me out and banned me for a year lol
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for dressing as santa and turning the kids away with coal and inviting the parents to sit on his lap
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    for dragging a bbq to the frozen food isle and grilling some hot dogs and selling them for a buck a piece, buck 50 with a pop

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