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    Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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      Flirting with security so someone else could make a get a way
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Making a fort out of the plastic storage tubs & defending said fort with fruit from produce
    • Posts: 543 Member
      For prancing around half naked trying on high heels
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      For having cart races down the aisles with his mates
    • Posts: 152 Member
      for taking a poop in the frozen food isle
    • Posts: 376 Member
      For riding the motorized bikes up and down isles chasing people.
    • Posts: 893
      Driving the getaway car!
    • Posts: 2,394 Member
      For reading every label on every vitamin bottle...and fact checking them.
    • Posts: 47 Member
      for teaching his dog to give puppy dog eyes to hot ladies !
    • Posts: 337 Member
      for hugging everyone she sees.
    • Posts: 153 Member
      Power Wheel drag races.
    • Posts: 149 Member
      For not wearing the standard pajama pants and crocs.
    • Posts: 1,457
      for screaming extra extra read all about it over and over
    • Posts: 26 Member
      For stealing all the roll back signs
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      for wearing blue and holding a clipboard and going up to workers and saying your fired get out of my store
    • Posts: 2,154 Member
      Eating ALL of the life cereal . . .
    • Posts: 1,457
      Turning up all the sterio systems around the store
    • Posts: 975 Member
      for taking a nap on a giant palette of Pringles
    • Posts: 1,457
      Running around taking pictures of people telling them to "work it"
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      for putting up yellow police tape around the barbie toy on the floor and yelling i got a new case
    • Posts: 439 Member
      for opening up the roll of caution tape and taking the barbie out of the box
    • Posts: 1,457
      for hiding in the clothing racks, poking your head out every now and then to yell "Boo!"
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      for selling tickets to watch a movie with all you can eat in asle 2
    • Posts: 439 Member
      for holding auditions for the people of walmart in the seasonal section
    • Posts: 40 Member
      @Stack: for busting out all the fish tanks and killing everything that was inside them
    • Posts: 439 Member
      @Stack: for busting out all the fish tanks and killing everything that was inside them

      for paying me to bust the fish tanks as a distraction while you tried to make off with all the jewlery
    • Posts: 40 Member
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      for paying me to bust the fish tanks as a distraction while you tried to make off with all the jewlery

      Well I was going to give you your cut since I actually made an escape...but you just snitched, deals off! :noway:
    • Posts: 439 Member
      What did you expect, they kicked me out and banned me for a year lol
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      for dressing as santa and turning the kids away with coal and inviting the parents to sit on his lap
    • Posts: 439 Member
      for dragging a bbq to the frozen food isle and grilling some hot dogs and selling them for a buck a piece, buck 50 with a pop
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