Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    Oh for goodness sakes Wikipedia
    With your overcomplicated explanations that confuse me
    Y u no make sense?
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    Put down that sugary cake
    Somewhere under these never-ending rolls of fat
    There are some killer abs
  • cazzer69
    cazzer69 Posts: 162 Member
    Expressing feelings
    In seventeen syllables
    Is very diffic......

    (Stolen from John Cooper Clarke)
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    Blink blink blink blink blink.
    Blink blink blink blink blink blink blink.
    Someday you'll turn left.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I would rather nap
    than clean my kitchen today.
    Same as yesterday.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Shaved my legs tonight.
    Hell must be freezing over.
    Need to buy snow boots.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Expressing feelings
    In seventeen syllables
    Is very diffic......

    (Stolen from John Cooper Clarke)
    Awesome

    The week starts over.
    Another chance to succeed
    Even when failing.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Oh for goodness sakes Wikipedia
    With your overcomplicated explanations that confuse me
    Y u no make sense?

    Five seven five, please.
    That is the rule for haiku.
    Do-over for you!

    Wikipedia
    Complicated, confusing.
    Why you no make sense?
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I ate way too much
    over calories and more,
    but i'm still hungry.

    Weigh in isn't for
    another week and a half.
    **** it. Need munchies.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I like skinny jeans
    they don't like me at all tho'
    must lose 80 lbs.
  • NomNomMom
    NomNomMom Posts: 80 Member
    Brand new HRM
    Can't seem to figure it out
    Help me Obi-wan! :sad:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    What is it about
    wet, grey, thunderstorm mornings
    that makes me want cake?
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    I thought I was done
    With this obnoxious head cold
    always blowing nose.
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    Snowy morning drives
    Hoping not to slide too far
    "commuter specials" suck.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Hard to get going
    My head's still in my pillow
    Cappuccino, work!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Delicious hot chai
    is the only thing holding
    back my murder rage.
  • trophywife24
    trophywife24 Posts: 1,472 Member
    Should I log this food?
    Should I log one Cheerio?
    Better make a post.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Stupid drama threads.
    "Wah, everyone is mean here!"
    Dude, go eat something.
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    Benadryl effects
    Linger in my sleepy head
    Head cold, go away!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Stupid drama threads.
    "Wah, everyone is mean here!"
    Dude, go eat something.

    :bigsmile:
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    Sometimes a small nap
    Is a better remedy
    Than a workout is.
  • brunetteavoxgirl
    brunetteavoxgirl Posts: 88 Member
    I can't find my pants.
    Oh where oh where could they be?
    My roommate stole them.
  • trumpeteramu
    trumpeteramu Posts: 13 Member
    My roommate is nuts
    She makes me go to Zumba
    She now has her pants
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    don't want to wear pants
    this week is never ending
    one more day to go
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    people are hangry
    1200 calories? NO!
    go eat some damn food
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    it's cold as balls out.
    I want to curl up and die.
    So, TWO PAIRS OF PANTS.
  • Merrychrissmith
    Merrychrissmith Posts: 231 Member
    Butter. my old love
    Rhubarb Tart, now I love thee
    French Toast Bread Pudding
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    finally no snow
    on the roads as I drive in
    to the daily grind
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Wind was wild last night
    Crying into the wee hours
    Child carrying on
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    Joined a gym last month.
    Now, I ask random strangers,
    "Do you even lift?"

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