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Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • ..for taking all of the Wet Floor Signs away from my Drool spills making people slip and fall!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    For setting wild dogs free in the meat department.
  • Dexy24
    Dexy24 Posts: 62 Member
    @redhead- getting caught making fake announcements over the P.A. system!!
  • Spook_Nuke_Em
    Spook_Nuke_Em Posts: 408 Member
    For punching some guy that thought she was a Manager at an Italian restaurant. haha:laugh:
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
    For giving people tattoos in the toilet paper aisle...
  • for doing her Pink impression in the garden section
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
    for doing her Pink impression in the garden section

    So what, I'm still a rock star ...lol...

    For you...kicked out for sleeping in a tent in the camping supplies
  • Lavon_G
    Lavon_G Posts: 26 Member
    For wearing your camo and jumping out at people in the garden section...or was it... having a buggy/cart race with your buddies through the grocery isles?
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
    For building a snowman out of their entire stock of men's underwear!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    For getting irate with the lady in the photo department because her 1hr photo took 1h15m
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    for refusing to pay full retail price for anything and trying to bargain with the cashier. then offering sex.
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
    For posing as a greeter and throwing paint balloons at everyone that enters
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
    For getting irate with the lady in the photo department because her 1hr photo took 1h15m

    Changed your photo? Nice!

    Do they have a photo department?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    picked up a bottle of pelligrino and some crest and a toothbrush and did her oral hygene in the aisle.

    the PA announced "girl doing oral (gchhsh static) aisle 10" and created a mob scene.
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
    ^^^^ LAUGHED SO HARD!!!! hahah awesome!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    she was hitting on the manager, and while she was doing that his wife walked in...
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
    Posing as Matisse....identity theft.
  • CheriLMT
    CheriLMT Posts: 220 Member
    trying to buy alcohol...underage!
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
    Inching close to 50... I like you already!!!!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    she got into a fight with a small child
  • Obviously because you sat on one of the ScooterShoppers and used a broom to joust at the employees.


    who did not have brooms or ScooterShoppers ... or any desire to joust.

    :D
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