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Lose Belly Fat With This Weird Old Trick!

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  • Posts: 53 Member
    But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.

    Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:

    I love The IT Crowd!
  • Posts: 7,512 Member
    Lies!
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    Too hard. Isn't there some way I can use an acetylene torch to melt it off in time for my high school reunion? Maybe Liposuction?

    I lost some weight really fast once. It was a fad thing called the diabetic weight loss plan. They started with a toe, and I lost one pound overnight. Then I lost half my foot, and there went another three pounds. After that, I got a below knee amputation and that was 10 more pounds. I recently got my above knee amp, and I lost 20 more pounds. That's ~35 pounds total.
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    So what is the best pill to take to get this?:laugh:

    Just watch Dr. Oz. I'm sure he can make a few suggestions for you.
  • Posts: 379 Member
    You guys are doin it the hard way! I heard on the radio about this place in Fargo that can spray your fat away. I mean, why take some dumb pill when you can just get the fat sprayed off? Like, srsly.



    (disclaimer: Yes, that's a real thing, I really did hear an ad. I feel sorry for anyone who gets roped into trying that! :noway: )
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    This is a trick. There is no such thing as time. It is just some tomfoolery man made up to try to make sense of the universe.
  • Posts: 7,334 Member
    *hangs head*

    does this mean I have to put the plastic wrap and tape away? I was gonna cleanse myself of horrible mystery toxins and then replace it with 40 gallons of water...
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    FALSE! i've been trying that since breakfast and i've GAINED HALF A POUND!! at this rate, i'll be up 10 lbs at the end of the WEEK!!


    BOFL!!! LOVE THIS!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 6,128 Member
    The hell you say!
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    but what if you workout after 7pm.. if you dont eat after you work out wont you go into starvation mode?

    and what if you flew from east coast to west coast that day.. what do you consider the time.. physical or body clock

    this is so complicated.. i am just gonna eat these donuts and not do antying until i have it all figured out

    THIS GOT ME CRACKING THE H*LL UP!!!!!!! H-I-L-I-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!!!:sad: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 708 Member
    Actually, you forgot one part of the equation. if you add raspberry ketones to exercise and a reasonable caloric deficit, you will lose weight!

    Also, make sure all of your food is super-bio-available. And radiation-free. With not isotopes.
  • Posts: 175 Member
    Oh really. I thought I had to buy that coffee everybodies trying to sell me, you even get a discount if you become a distributor ahhhh!
  • Posts: 33,068 Member
    But but but then I won't have any fat left to turn into muscle. Crap. I'm gonna have to re-think my strategy......
  • Posts: 151 Member
    Calories, deficit, time. None of that matters....puhleese. Mention weight loss and peeps start throwing out all these scientific terms that no one understands. Everyone ain't a scientist.
  • Posts: 5,030 Member
    Is this a trick...?

    Or a treat?

    That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.
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    GIVE ME KEYTONES OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!

    XP I totally read that in an awesome voice.

    Also this thread is awesome. :laugh:
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    I love The IT Crowd!

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  • Posts: 7,334 Member
    what is a "reasonable deficit"

    cmon... inquiring minds want to know...

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  • Posts: 54 Member
    You guys are doin it the hard way! I heard on the radio about this place in Fargo that can spray your fat away. I mean, why take some dumb pill when you can just get the fat sprayed off? Like, srsly.



    (disclaimer: Yes, that's a real thing, I really did hear an ad. I feel sorry for anyone who gets roped into trying that! :noway: )

    Who the heck comes up with this stuff?! lol
  • Posts: 294 Member
    You're doing great!
    You are a special snowflake!
  • Posts: 235 Member
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    That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.

    Can we get cupcakes in the negative calorie flavors?
  • Posts: 31 Member
    Well, at least he´s not selling any product! Everytime you get these banners when surfing the internet..............new tricks, old tricks, secret potions, supplements.......................people................it´s hard work and discipline that gets you there..................
    On the bright side, I always do click on them, in case here´s something I´m missing that everyone else is doing....................:sad:
  • Posts: 400 Member
    I find that every good weight loss program starts with heading to the toilet and taking a good dump..

    have a nice day.
  • Posts: 2,780 Member
    "Reasonable caloric deficit"? Where do they sell that? And how many over how much time? How many days to loose 50 pounds? Please help me! I am desperate to fit in my size 2 bikini next week!
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
    So, I just had lunch, and went to the pizza ranch buffet line. I ate the equivalent of an entire pizza and 2.25 whole chickens (but I only ate the dark meat). I washed it down with a pitcher of soda and three dishes of their awesome soft-serve Ice cream.

    My question is what exactly do I need to eat to make me have a deficit of calories. I need foods/supplements with exact quantities of each.
  • Posts: 2,724 Member
    You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!


    *Dear posters. I am joking with a friend of mine. Reporting me for this is uncalled for. Yes, posting this ruins the joke. Welcome to MFP*

    ^^Former stand-up comedian. Knows a thing or two about ruining a joke.

    *Again posters. I am joking with a friend. Please, just chuckle and move along to the next comment. Yes, I too can ruin a joke.*
  • Posts: 321 Member
    Calories, deficit, time. None of that matters....puhleese. Mention weight loss and peeps start throwing out all these scientific terms that no one understands. Everyone ain't a scientist.

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  • Posts: 3,614 Member
    You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!


    *Dear posters. I am joking with a friend of mine. Reporting me for this is uncalled for. Yes, posting this ruins the joke. Welcome to MFP*

    Reported.
  • Posts: 4,375 Member
    idk...I drink urine..
  • Posts: 3,614 Member
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    ^^Former stand-up comedian. Knows a thing or two about ruining a joke.

    *Again posters. I am joking with a friend. Please, just chuckle and move along to the next comment. Yes, I too can ruin a joke.*

    Also reported.
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