Lose Belly Fat With This Weird Old Trick!

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    "Reasonable caloric deficit"? Where do they sell that? And how many over how much time? How many days to loose 50 pounds? Please help me! I am desperate to fit in my size 2 bikini next week!

    I know, right! I am so confused as to who to give my credit card to! Are you telling me I can't try a free a trial, not get results and spend the next 3 months fighting with the company to stop charging me for more? *sigh*

    Why you gotta make life so simple? :tongue: :flowerforyou:
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    idk...I drink urine..

    This is MFP, a calorie-counting website. Are you looking for fetlife?
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Is this a trick...?

    Or a treat?

    That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.

    Can we get cupcakes in the negative calorie flavors?

    SINCE WHEN IS CHOCOLATE NOT A NEGATIVE CALORIE FLAVOR??
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    And eliminate dairy, duh.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    idk...I drink urine..

    This is MFP, a calorie-counting website. Are you looking for fetlife?

    And now we know something about you :flowerforyou: hehehehe
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Is this a trick...?

    Or a treat?

    That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.

    Can we get cupcakes in the negative calorie flavors?

    SINCE WHEN IS CHOCOLATE NOT A NEGATIVE CALORIE FLAVOR??

    Chocolate isn't a food..it's a necessity...hahahaha :tongue:
  • Guamybear
    Guamybear Posts: 1,061 Member
    I will results in less than 24hrs right?
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    I dunno, I dunno, I haven't weighed, ah, weighed
    I never weigh myself
    Maybe it is haa, uh it's weird, do you?

    Oh well, no I do, it's, it's strange
    I've just got some kind of weird growing disease
    But I do I feel, haa, I feel like I'm still growing sometimes
    If I really stand up up straight, I just go oh gosh
    I didn't use to be that tall
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I'm confused. What kind of calorie? A protein calorie? A carb calorie? IF you're going to give advice, at least don't be so vague about it.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Also just drink coke zero.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    OP! You'll bring down capitalism! If it doesn't cost money IT DOESN'T WORK! Eating at a deficit means eating less which should cost less. If everyone who wanted to lose weight just did that you'd bring about yet another crash!

    It's the end of the world as we know it....
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    idk...I drink urine..

    This is MFP, a calorie-counting website. Are you looking for fetlife?

    And now we know something about you :flowerforyou: hehehehe

    Even I know what fetlife is and I'm preeeeeeeetty vanilla... but it does raise some interesting imaginationariums....
  • SilviaGutierrezRaghu
    SilviaGutierrezRaghu Posts: 31 Member
    Actually, you forgot one part of the equation. if you add raspberry ketones to exercise and a reasonable caloric deficit, you will lose weight!

    Also, make sure all of your food is super-bio-available. And radiation-free. With not isotopes.

    I need more information about raspberry ketones :blushing:
  • SilviaGutierrezRaghu
    SilviaGutierrezRaghu Posts: 31 Member
    I need more information about raspberry ketones??
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    I need more information about raspberry ketones??

    Only you can decide for yourself whether more information about raspberry ketones is right for you.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    idk...I drink urine..

    This is MFP, a calorie-counting website. Are you looking for fetlife?

    And now we know something about you :flowerforyou: hehehehe

    Even I know what fetlife is and I'm preeeeeeeetty vanilla... but it does raise some interesting imaginationariums....

    I'm not even close to vanilla, and I have never heard of fetlife....






    Until today!:devil:
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
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  • victoria090
    victoria090 Posts: 82 Member
    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

    Depends on whether he gets a cut of the profits.
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

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  • waltbran
    waltbran Posts: 19
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    ? Is that some sort of smoothie? How many times a day can I drink it? Can I add vodka to it? Is it creamy enough to dip my fries in? You can't just halfway put information on the internet and expect me to research the rest myself?

    Rude.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

    OMG!!! Don't do it. It will kill you. You can only lift. That's all.
  • g0tr00t
    g0tr00t Posts: 192 Member
    Shipping kills the deal!

    No HDMI?

    edit: Oh wait, this isn't slickdeals.....nvm, carry on.:drinker:
  • victoria090
    victoria090 Posts: 82 Member
    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

    OMG!!! Don't do it. It will kill you. You can only lift. That's all.

    the only thing I lift is the fork to my mouth! OH SNAP! lol jk -
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    Eeewww! That sounds like I'd have to do some math. There must be another way!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    How much time? 2 weeks?
    6 days. Only 6 days.
  • andybhoy72
    andybhoy72 Posts: 11 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    Shut up and take my money!
  • eyeshuh
    eyeshuh Posts: 333
    What kind of toxins does that cleanse?
  • kateguy1981
    kateguy1981 Posts: 68 Member
    Hehe all these posts are funny x
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Shipping kills the deal!

    No HDMI?

    edit: Oh wait, this isn't slickdeals.....nvm, carry on.:drinker:

    Hm. Username gotroot. References slickdeals. Picture of SCA-type behaviors in profile. *writes name down in book.*

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