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    Lose Belly Fat With This Weird Old Trick!

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    • Posts: 59
      No, no, no! You just never eat bananas again!
      I ate a banana today, what is going to happen to me?
    • Posts: 6,256 Member

      lol jk -

      Isn't that the whole point of the thread at this time?
    • Posts: 312 Member
      Eeewww! That sounds like I'd have to do some math. There must be another way!


      no no no... just take my credit card and send me the pills any pills (they all work right?)
    • Posts: 762 Member
      Lies
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
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      I ate a banana today, what is going to happen to me?

      Uhhhhhh..... nothing.....

      :noway:

      :cry:
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
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      Uhhhhhh..... nothing.....

      :noway:

      :cry:

      Not true. At some point they'll experience a detox/cleanse/colon cleanse...aka pooing.
    • Posts: 3,755 Member
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      Win! Beating a computer is good cardio!
    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      Due to popular demand I will begin producing and distributing diet pills.

      PLEASE NOTE:
      They only work in conjunction with a reasonable caloric deficit over time.
      Do not take if you are allergic to Smarties-brand candies.
      $1200 for a 60 day supply.
    • Posts: 20
      You guys are so funny! Thanks for the laugh.
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
      Due to popular demand I will begin producing and distributing diet pills.

      PLEASE NOTE:
      They only work in conjunction with a reasonable caloric deficit over time.
      Do not take if you are allergic to Smarties-brand candies.
      $1200 for a 60 day supply.

      *sigh* You can't do a $1200 price range. You have to do $1199.99

      Or break it up into 6 easy payments of $199.99. And if you order now, we'll give you the first month free! Just pay shipping and handling.
    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      *sigh* You can't do a $1200 price range. You have to do $1199.99

      Or break it up into 6 easy payments of $199.99. And if you order now, we'll give you the first month free! Just pay shipping and handling.

      Hey, wow, that sounds like a much better deal than mine! I'll take 'em! Paypal okay?
    • Posts: 347 Member
      ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

      make sure you eat a cup of chia seeds while you're doing it and like 12 raspberry ketones after it

      *on a rather embarassing side note, I just found out what raspberry ketones were when I googled it out of curosity yesterday...I thought it was some sort of colonic (i don't know why) and I was really wondering why raspberry would really matter in that application*
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      Hm. Username gotroot. References slickdeals. Picture of SCA-type behaviors in profile. *writes name down in book.*

      hey man those 0's not o's. I have taken many years studying the art of 1337N355, don't kill the skillz. :laugh:
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      Yes! That's one of the list of fifteen 'fat retention foods' that you musn't eat if you wish to lose. That's one of the main problem with those "military" and "sacred heart" diets. They usually each have one of the 15 which is why the weight comes back on when you stop. SCIENCE!


      WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Someone please tell me shes bloody joking!!!??? SOMEONE!? I eat a banana a day... every other day min... I work out an hour + a day, burn 700-1000 cal daily, eat about 1200ish cal daily and im not losing... dont tell me its the bloody BANANA!! haa ahhah
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
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      Not true. At some point they'll experience a detox/cleanse/colon cleanse...aka pooing.

      I was trying not to worry her.
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
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      Nope it's the banana. Haven't you seen the rotting banana ad on this site? Stop now! Your sabotaging yourself.
      WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Someone please tell me shes bloody joking!!!??? SOMEONE!? I eat a banana a day... every other day min... I work out an hour + a day, burn 700-1000 cal daily, eat about 1200ish cal daily and im not losing... dont tell me its the bloody BANANA!! haa ahhah
    • Posts: 1,837 Member
      Oh B.S. You can't fool me with your voodoo ergonomics. Everybody knows that you have to balance your hormones, then the belly fat drops off overnight.
    • Posts: 52 Member
      DAMMIT!!! i thought i finally found my quick fix =( LOL
    • Posts: 708 Member
      ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???


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    • Posts: 148 Member
      OP! You'll bring down capitalism! If it doesn't cost money IT DOESN'T WORK! Eating at a deficit means eating less which should cost less. If everyone who wanted to lose weight just did that you'd bring about yet another crash!

      It's the end of the world as we know it....

      and I feel fine!
    • Posts: 87 Member
      ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

      Yes.................this. Unless this so called "reasonable caloric deficit over time" is endorsed by Dr. Oz I can't get on board with it. :grumble:
    • Posts: 400 Member
      I amputated my left leg below the knee.

      Lost 17 pounds in 1 afternoon.

      Hurts like hell, but you can't argue with the results.
    • Posts: 3,069 Member
      I amputated my left leg below the knee.

      Lost 17 pounds in 1 afternoon.

      Hurts like hell, but you can't argue with the results.

      WOW! Did it help with your cravings? I may amputate my arms so I can't reach into the fridge anymore.
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      WOW! Did it help with your cravings? I may amputate my arms so I can't reach into the fridge anymore.
      Great question. it didn't...

      BUT... I just googled and ordered the 'Do it yourself in the privacy of your own home' stomach removal kit. That should pretty much do it, assuming the new health care system will cover it.

      Thanks for the inspiration!
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      I amputated my left leg below the knee.

      Lost 17 pounds in 1 afternoon.

      Hurts like hell, but you can't argue with the results.

      Too late. I covered this one in the first few minutes
    • Posts: 268 Member
      What's this now?
    • Posts: 3,958 Member
      how DARE you!
    • Posts: 3,150 Member
      OMG what is this wizardy?
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      I never would have guessed. :embarassed:
    • Posts: 16
      So, does that mean I can still eat whatever I want as long as I sprinkle the " caloric deficit" on the food? That's so awesome!!
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