Lose Belly Fat With This Weird Old Trick!

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  • waltbran
    waltbran Posts: 19
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    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    ? Is that some sort of smoothie? How many times a day can I drink it? Can I add vodka to it? Is it creamy enough to dip my fries in? You can't just halfway put information on the internet and expect me to research the rest myself?

    Rude.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

    OMG!!! Don't do it. It will kill you. You can only lift. That's all.
  • g0tr00t
    g0tr00t Posts: 192
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    Shipping kills the deal!

    No HDMI?

    edit: Oh wait, this isn't slickdeals.....nvm, carry on.:drinker:
  • victoria090
    victoria090 Posts: 82 Member
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    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

    OMG!!! Don't do it. It will kill you. You can only lift. That's all.

    the only thing I lift is the fork to my mouth! OH SNAP! lol jk -
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
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    Eeewww! That sounds like I'd have to do some math. There must be another way!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    How much time? 2 weeks?
    6 days. Only 6 days.
  • andybhoy72
    andybhoy72 Posts: 11 Member
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    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    Shut up and take my money!
  • eyeshuh
    eyeshuh Posts: 333
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    What kind of toxins does that cleanse?
  • kateguy1981
    kateguy1981 Posts: 68 Member
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    Hehe all these posts are funny x
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    Shipping kills the deal!

    No HDMI?

    edit: Oh wait, this isn't slickdeals.....nvm, carry on.:drinker:

    Hm. Username gotroot. References slickdeals. Picture of SCA-type behaviors in profile. *writes name down in book.*
  • groke101
    groke101 Posts: 59
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    No, no, no! You just never eat bananas again!
    I ate a banana today, what is going to happen to me?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    lol jk -

    Isn't that the whole point of the thread at this time?
  • Aello11
    Aello11 Posts: 312 Member
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    Eeewww! That sounds like I'd have to do some math. There must be another way!


    no no no... just take my credit card and send me the pills any pills (they all work right?)
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 764 Member
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    Lies
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    No, no, no! You just never eat bananas again!
    I ate a banana today, what is going to happen to me?

    Uhhhhhh..... nothing.....

    :noway:

    :cry:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    No, no, no! You just never eat bananas again!
    I ate a banana today, what is going to happen to me?

    Uhhhhhh..... nothing.....

    :noway:

    :cry:

    Not true. At some point they'll experience a detox/cleanse/colon cleanse...aka pooing.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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    But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.

    Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:

    I love The IT Crowd!

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    Win! Beating a computer is good cardio!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    Due to popular demand I will begin producing and distributing diet pills.

    PLEASE NOTE:
    They only work in conjunction with a reasonable caloric deficit over time.
    Do not take if you are allergic to Smarties-brand candies.
    $1200 for a 60 day supply.
  • oneheckavagirl
    oneheckavagirl Posts: 20
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    You guys are so funny! Thanks for the laugh.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Due to popular demand I will begin producing and distributing diet pills.

    PLEASE NOTE:
    They only work in conjunction with a reasonable caloric deficit over time.
    Do not take if you are allergic to Smarties-brand candies.
    $1200 for a 60 day supply.

    *sigh* You can't do a $1200 price range. You have to do $1199.99

    Or break it up into 6 easy payments of $199.99. And if you order now, we'll give you the first month free! Just pay shipping and handling.

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