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Break up with the person above you.

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  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    Your legs are way hotter than mine. You would get all the attention, it's over.
  • Jubee31
    Jubee31 Posts: 93 Member
    Your drinking has ruined you. I'm out before it ruins me too.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    You're so angry! And furry
  • Jubee31
    Jubee31 Posts: 93 Member
    You can't tell my seductive face from my angry face! You don't know me! Good-bye!
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    Puss In Boots has more swag than you. It's over.
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    always with the swag and the shoes.... and your cat fetish... im a dog person anyway
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Sorry I switched teams.
  • HeavenLeAngel127
    HeavenLeAngel127 Posts: 211 Member
    Your 15 chihuahuas are driving me crazy. Either I punt them or dump you. At the risk of incarceration for animal cruelty, we are over.
  • sweatymuscles
    sweatymuscles Posts: 83
    Just **** off, I'm sick of your ****! haha :)
  • littlebeardedlifter
    littlebeardedlifter Posts: 790 Member
    you told me the baby wasnt mine @heaven
  • HeavenLeAngel127
    HeavenLeAngel127 Posts: 211 Member
    only the first one...
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    @doug1679 Everytime I try to look into your eyes I can only see my own distorted reflection in those glasses. It's weirding me out, we're through.
  • sarahmartin2013
    sarahmartin2013 Posts: 91
    I just can't handle the pressure of having to impress you anymore.. first i can't wear nice glasses , whats next? Goodbye!
  • majoki
    majoki Posts: 151 Member
    You posted a picture of yourself kissing another woman?! g'bye~
  • allenhandley
    allenhandley Posts: 134 Member
    The light is killing my eyes. I'm outta here
  • majoki
    majoki Posts: 151 Member
    err, I mean kissing another man. I don't care. You're kissing someone else - I'm keeping the dog!
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    i was ok with the hair dye job, the green skin was kinda hot at first but its starting to freak me out
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Look we agreed when we started dating that we wouldn't feed children to sharks anymore. And I find you here???? I can't believe you. It is over!
    5 mins later
    x I miss you x
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    Look we agreed when we started dating that we wouldn't feed children to sharks anymore. And I find you here???? I can't believe you. It is over!
    5 mins later
    x I miss you x

    hey, i was just checking to see if you were serious.. look the kid is dry.... dry i tell ya
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    mmhmmm

    But there were TWO kids a few minutes ago and that shark is smiling...

    x sigh x
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    mmhmmm

    But there were TWO kids a few minutes ago and that shark is smiling...

    x sigh x

    one kid.. two kids... who's counting.. oh wait, you are... always counting.. i'm gone :p
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
    I'm sorry, it's just not going to work...I already have 3 boys, I can't take anymore...lol
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    I'm sorry, it's just not going to work...I already have 3 boys, I can't take anymore...lol

    its probably for the best, apparently i'd just feed em to the sharks and enough people have already been hurt
  • majoki
    majoki Posts: 151 Member
    I'm leaving you for that sexy shark - he bought me roses..... and frankly, you don't bring me flowers any more.
  • wildcatnyc
    wildcatnyc Posts: 2,410 Member
    You're too artsy for me...I hope you find someone who can appreciate it!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Woman...Why don't you appreciate art? That a deal-breaker..I"m out.
  • unicornhug
    unicornhug Posts: 68 Member
    As much as I care about you .. I just can't put your life in danger.... I'm Batman.
  • chubbychic86
    chubbychic86 Posts: 13 Member
    I'm sorry, but super heroes are too high maintenance. Plus. You're a cat person. You've gotta go
  • Zoemarie89
    Zoemarie89 Posts: 59
    I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore, I'm leaving you for Ryan Gosling.

    (This isn't really a joke, I actually want this to happen).
  • oudixon
    oudixon Posts: 389 Member
    I hate to end this....... but I get confused with the two of you in your picture.



    :)
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