Break up with the person above you.
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Your legs are way hotter than mine. You would get all the attention, it's over.0
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Your drinking has ruined you. I'm out before it ruins me too.0
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You're so angry! And furry0
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You can't tell my seductive face from my angry face! You don't know me! Good-bye!0
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Puss In Boots has more swag than you. It's over.0
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always with the swag and the shoes.... and your cat fetish... im a dog person anyway0
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Sorry I switched teams.0
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Your 15 chihuahuas are driving me crazy. Either I punt them or dump you. At the risk of incarceration for animal cruelty, we are over.0
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Just **** off, I'm sick of your ****! haha0
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you told me the baby wasnt mine @heaven0
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only the first one...0
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@doug1679 Everytime I try to look into your eyes I can only see my own distorted reflection in those glasses. It's weirding me out, we're through.0
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I just can't handle the pressure of having to impress you anymore.. first i can't wear nice glasses , whats next? Goodbye!0
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You posted a picture of yourself kissing another woman?! g'bye~0
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The light is killing my eyes. I'm outta here0
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err, I mean kissing another man. I don't care. You're kissing someone else - I'm keeping the dog!0
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i was ok with the hair dye job, the green skin was kinda hot at first but its starting to freak me out0
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Look we agreed when we started dating that we wouldn't feed children to sharks anymore. And I find you here???? I can't believe you. It is over!
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Look we agreed when we started dating that we wouldn't feed children to sharks anymore. And I find you here???? I can't believe you. It is over!
5 mins later
x I miss you x
hey, i was just checking to see if you were serious.. look the kid is dry.... dry i tell ya0 -
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But there were TWO kids a few minutes ago and that shark is smiling...
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But there were TWO kids a few minutes ago and that shark is smiling...
x sigh x
one kid.. two kids... who's counting.. oh wait, you are... always counting.. i'm gone0 -
I'm sorry, it's just not going to work...I already have 3 boys, I can't take anymore...lol0
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I'm sorry, it's just not going to work...I already have 3 boys, I can't take anymore...lol
its probably for the best, apparently i'd just feed em to the sharks and enough people have already been hurt0 -
I'm leaving you for that sexy shark - he bought me roses..... and frankly, you don't bring me flowers any more.0
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You're too artsy for me...I hope you find someone who can appreciate it!0
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Woman...Why don't you appreciate art? That a deal-breaker..I"m out.0
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As much as I care about you .. I just can't put your life in danger.... I'm Batman.0
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I'm sorry, but super heroes are too high maintenance. Plus. You're a cat person. You've gotta go0
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I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore, I'm leaving you for Ryan Gosling.
(This isn't really a joke, I actually want this to happen).0 -
I hate to end this....... but I get confused with the two of you in your picture.
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