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Coffee Enemas
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If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?0
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are you suggesting that I put bacon in my butt?
After the coffee and then you can try some over easy eggs? Does that sound good or just *kitten*-backwards?0 -
If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?
What is you calorie allowance?0 -
Does it count if I just eat it and then it comes out that way instead?0
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If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?
What is you calorie allowance?
1820 yours?0 -
Regular or Decaf ?????0
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Thanks for all the responses. After some more research I have decided to cycle Coffee Enemas for 2 weeks and Green Tea Enemas for another 2 weeks. I hope this really jump- starts my weight loss and kill all the parasites in my body. Thanks again everyone.
Please be careful. This is not a natural thing for your body. I do strongly suggest you check with your doctor - not for advice, but just to make sure you are ok to do this for the duration of time you are talking. I would be interested in your results. Can you post a status at the end of each week for the next 4 so we can track your progress with this technique?0 -
Does it count if I just eat it and then it comes out that way instead?
Oh My, you arew considering eating bacon in a normal fashion?0 -
If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?
What is you calorie allowance?
1820 yours?
Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you0 -
Does it count if I just eat it and then it comes out that way instead?
Oh My, you arew considering eating bacon in a normal fashion?
Doesn't it seem like less of a waste?0 -
I don't know about everything but my Dr said it could help my liver detox. I have Non alcoholic fatty liver disease0
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If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?
What is you calorie allowance?
1820 yours?
Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you
What if I exercise alot?0 -
Wait, is bacon not good for me?
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If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?
What is you calorie allowance?
1820 yours?
Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you
What if I exercise alot?
What if I do too, just to be sur I get more bacon than you?0 -
Wait, is bacon not good for me?
Can't you see we are talking about bacon?0 -
Team bacon!0
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LOL!!! I feel this right here!!!! Too Funny!!!
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If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?
What is you calorie allowance?
1820 yours?
Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you
What if I exercise alot?
What if I do too, just to be sur I get more bacon than you?
Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?0 -
Only if you mix it with green tea and raspberry ketones.....0
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Do we let the dog have some bacon?0
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How can we eat bacon without sharing it with the dog?0
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Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?
Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?0 -
Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?
Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?
You mean you don't just want me for my body?0 -
Umm... wow .. why? I've only had one enema given to me in my life .. it was to "clean me out" while I was in labor .. and because I'm so regular .. there was nothing to clean out .. :laugh: Instead .. I just had to hold it in until I couldn't anymore and let it explode out .. yeah.. that felt great! (nope .. it didn't)
oh yeah .. that's what I'd want to willingly do to myself every morning .. NOT :laugh:
Please don't do this to yourself ..0 -
MFP, why you so stuck on the idea that you need to put things up your butt to be healthy? I swear to god it's like I see an enema or "cleanse" thread every other week.0
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Someone recommended vodka with my enemas....bacon sounds more delicious ! Wait....vodka, bacon and coffee and green tea enemas....perfection LOL.....I apologize to all who thought I was serious and tried to offer some legitimate help. I have a warped sense of humor and those posts were the funniest to me.
I'm off to work now....thanks for the laughs and have great all.0 -
Have you noticed that only a couple people noticed the bacon?0
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LMFAO...perfect!0 -
Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?
Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?
You mean you don't just want me for my body?
Isn't it always about the bacon?0
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