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    Coffee Enemas

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    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      are you suggesting that I put bacon in my butt?

      After the coffee and then you can try some over easy eggs? Does that sound good or just *kitten*-backwards?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?

      What is you calorie allowance?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      Does it count if I just eat it and then it comes out that way instead?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
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      What is you calorie allowance?

      1820 yours?
    • Posts: 65 Member
      Regular or Decaf ?????
    • Posts: 97
      Thanks for all the responses. After some more research I have decided to cycle Coffee Enemas for 2 weeks and Green Tea Enemas for another 2 weeks. I hope this really jump- starts my weight loss and kill all the parasites in my body. Thanks again everyone.

      Please be careful. This is not a natural thing for your body. I do strongly suggest you check with your doctor - not for advice, but just to make sure you are ok to do this for the duration of time you are talking. I would be interested in your results. Can you post a status at the end of each week for the next 4 so we can track your progress with this technique?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Does it count if I just eat it and then it comes out that way instead?

      Oh My, you arew considering eating bacon in a normal fashion?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      1820 yours?

      Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you
    • Posts: 588 Member
      http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/02/08/apparently-butt-chugging-coffee-in-order-to-cleanse-is-a-thing/
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
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      Oh My, you arew considering eating bacon in a normal fashion?

      Doesn't it seem like less of a waste?
    • Posts: 499 Member
      I don't know about everything but my Dr said it could help my liver detox. I have Non alcoholic fatty liver disease
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
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      Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you

      What if I exercise alot?
    • Posts: 379 Member
      Wait, is bacon not good for me?

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    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      What if I exercise alot?

      What if I do too, just to be sur I get more bacon than you?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
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      Can't you see we are talking about bacon?
    • Posts: 152 Member
      Team bacon!
    • Posts: 5 Member
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      LOL!!! I feel this right here!!!! Too Funny!!!
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
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      What if I do too, just to be sur I get more bacon than you?

      Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?
    • Posts: 1,430 Member
      Only if you mix it with green tea and raspberry ketones.....
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Do we let the dog have some bacon?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      How can we eat bacon without sharing it with the dog?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member

      Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?

      Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
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      Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?

      You mean you don't just want me for my body?
    • Posts: 369 Member
      Umm... wow .. why? I've only had one enema given to me in my life .. it was to "clean me out" while I was in labor .. and because I'm so regular .. there was nothing to clean out .. :laugh: Instead .. I just had to hold it in until I couldn't anymore and let it explode out .. yeah.. that felt great! (nope .. it didn't)


      oh yeah .. that's what I'd want to willingly do to myself every morning .. NOT :laugh:

      Please don't do this to yourself ..
    • Posts: 242 Member
      MFP, why you so stuck on the idea that you need to put things up your butt to be healthy? I swear to god it's like I see an enema or "cleanse" thread every other week.
    • Posts: 1,146 Member
      Someone recommended vodka with my enemas....bacon sounds more delicious ! Wait....vodka, bacon and coffee and green tea enemas....perfection LOL.....I apologize to all who thought I was serious and tried to offer some legitimate help. I have a warped sense of humor and those posts were the funniest to me.

      I'm off to work now....thanks for the laughs and have great all.
    • Posts: 2,926 Member
      Have you noticed that only a couple people noticed the bacon?
    • Posts: 84 Member
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      LMFAO...perfect!
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      You mean you don't just want me for my body?

      Isn't it always about the bacon?
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