THE MOST DISGUSTING DIET FOOD THUS FAR..WHAT'S YOURS???

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    That god awful 89 calorie cobbler recipe that's being passed around in the recipes forum.


    Defiling desserts should be the 8th deadly sin.
  • WDEvy
    WDEvy Posts: 814 Member
    Diet pop! Or anything else with aspartame!

    Side note: Greek yogurt is like a party in my mouth! that thing is beyond delicious!!!!
  • BamBam125
    BamBam125 Posts: 229 Member
    A orange cake on a Carnival Caribbean cruise. That stuff was nasty.
  • Fat-free greek yogurt of any kind.

    It tastes awful, and feels like eating wet, ground up chalk.
  • ncl1313
    ncl1313 Posts: 237 Member
    Fat free cheese is evil, as is fat free sour cream.

    I found a recipe the other day for baked tilapia on pineapple planks with pico de gallo...word to the wise, pineapple+onion=gross.

    Every Fiber One bar I've consumed has been like trying to eat through a boulder.

    And I've had the Fiber One brownie...it is a devil non-brownie, but far worse are brownies made with beets instead of sugar. BLECH!

    The absolute WORST thing I've ever eaten was a Boca Bratwurst (I went through a vegetarian phase). Not even my dog would eat it.

    Caramel corn rice cakes aren't bad, and neither are the Special K chocolate covered pretzel bars.
  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
    Fat-free greek yogurt of any kind.

    It tastes awful, and feels like eating wet, ground up chalk.

    Not exactly chalk (calcium carbonate) but a close cousin. They make fat-free yogurt with skim milk (which, because the butterfat has been taken out, looks blue) and they use titanium dioxide to "whiten" it. What else do they use titanium dioxide in? Wall paint. Read about it here: http://food.thefuntimesguide.com/2009/12/titanium_dioxide.php
  • dawningr
    dawningr Posts: 387 Member
    1. Hungry Girl's Pumpkin Quieshe...time consuming to make, yields a lot and when you are done you end up with slice of what looks like and smells like cat vomit...Never again...

    2. Tofu Shirataki Noodles...wet noodles, that you have to drain...when you add them to sauce they kind of remind you of what it would be if you dumped spaghetti on wet ramen noodles. Another Hungry Girl suggestion..NEVER AGAIN.

    3. Home made crackers..kept seeing them on Pinterest, so I decided this will be cool and save me money, and I can control the ingredients...FAIL!!!! TASTED LIKE BAKED FLOUR no matter what I added, I followed a recipe for Homemade Graham crackers and Homemade cheese its. Both utterly gross!!!!

    4. WASA crackers...Just No.

    5. THAT NASTY MAPLE SYRUP DRINK..lemon juice, cayenne pepper, maple syrup....THOSE THINGS SHOULD NEVER BE TOGETHER. EVER.

    When I read the thread title the first thing that came to mind was the Shiraitaki noodles. Followed closely by 99% of the Hungry Girl recipes (processed garbage)
  • carrieous
    carrieous Posts: 1,024 Member
    Anything labeled as diet food...
    this. esp diet soda. GROSS
  • saltedcaramel86
    saltedcaramel86 Posts: 238 Member
    Fat free yoghurts and skimmed milk. :noway:

    Full fat all the way!!
  • nerual13
    nerual13 Posts: 39 Member
    People will probably think I'm crazy, but, Greek yogurt. To me it tastes like sour cream. All the other yogurts I like. Just this one for some reason. Maybe it's the brand.

    That's kinda why I like it! I will use it as a sub for sour cream or just eat it right out of the container :) But then, I'd willingly eat sour cream out of the container too :p Hrrrrm, maybe that's how I ended up here.......
  • nataliefamily3
    nataliefamily3 Posts: 189 Member
    On accident I bought tofurkey vegan tofu pepperoni (thought it was turkey pepperoni) it tasted how wet cat food left sitting in the sun smells. Soooo gross
  • TrishLG
    TrishLG Posts: 173 Member
    Kale or Seaweed. I don't care how super, UGH!
  • Faulkners407
    Faulkners407 Posts: 62 Member
    People will probably think I'm crazy, but, Greek yogurt. To me it tastes like sour cream. All the other yogurts I like. Just this one for some reason. Maybe it's the brand.

    it totally does taste like sour cream-the plain fat free kind-I give it to my 7 year old step son as sour cream in a bowl, he has no clue its not the same as at home as long as he does not see it come out of the container!

    The full fat kind is amazing...but well-full fat!!

    I add peanut butter to my fat free yogurt :ohwell:
  • OddChoices
    OddChoices Posts: 244 Member
    Fiber One Brownie.
  • kellie1055
    kellie1055 Posts: 80 Member
    anything from tofurkey, that "two ingredient" oatmeal cookie recipe on here....gag, smart ones breakfast quesedilla, miracle noodles (lets just say those didnt digest well and I almost had a heart attack when they finally did...enough said), veggie bacon.
  • carolyn000000
    carolyn000000 Posts: 179 Member
    Chocolate pudding made out of avocados ........................disgusting!!!:huh:
  • marciebrian
    marciebrian Posts: 853 Member
    some of these are so funny! I happen to love jello but haven't tried the ****ake rubber bands yet... sounds like a must try:laugh:
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    Kelp noodles. I was looking to alternatives to pasta/noodles/spaghetti/rice in the local health food store and...no. Just no. I felt sick afterwards.

    THEY SOUND HORRIFYING
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    Pumpkin spinach smoothie. Oh my god was it disgusting. *shudder*

    Wonder if it tastes similar to Hungry Girl's Cat Vomit Quishe..I mean pumkin Quishe..
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    coconut water..it tasted like I licked off used gym equipment.


    EWE YES!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT STUFF!!!!!
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    because i was trying to make pasta low calorie and animal free...really bad idea...
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    Chocolate pudding made out of avocados ........................disgusting!!!:huh:

    WTF
  • I'm putting New Whey protein shots in the "food" category. If I ever tasted baboon *kitten*, I would imagine it tasting similar to this. Worst. Crap. Ever. And Sweet Baby Jesus, the aftertaste!!!! :sad:

    this made me laugh SO hard!!!
  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
    Spaghetti squash, shiitake noodles, cauliflower pizza crust, and any kind of cake in a mug

    Cauliflower Pizza Crust?????What???? That's just wrong. LOL, and yeah I'm not enthused by the idea of eating cake in a mug.

    Actually....the cauliflower pizza is pretty darn yummy. And I like mug cake....just ate one, with chocolate chips. Shiritake noodles are gross. Spaghetti squash is good as long as you don't expect it to taste like pasta.
    What grosses me out is any of the Walden Farms products....they are all just nasty.
  • I'm putting New Whey protein shots in the "food" category. If I ever tasted baboon *kitten*, I would imagine it tasting similar to this. Worst. Crap. Ever. And Sweet Baby Jesus, the aftertaste!!!! :sad:

    This was too funny. I was trying to read it to my husband and couldn't stop laughing long enough to get the words out. And so very true, Whey Protein. Just. Nasty!
  • Apicius
    Apicius Posts: 61 Member
    I saw a program once where they made cheese from the bacteria living between your toes. This I realised is how they make low fat processed cheese slices.

    Also on ths list are most protein bars that when chewed end up like some chemical chocolate flavoured plumbing tape. You chew and chew and it never goes away...

    Protein shakes made into anything, pancakes, mug cakes, all look like someone else has already digested them.
  • caroldeanda
    caroldeanda Posts: 23 Member
    I AM LMAO at this thread!!!!

    Ok for me its....

    fat free cream cheese....there is a reason there is fat in it.....without it it tastes like wet chalk smeared on whatever
    protein powder is also gross....but ahh well my trainer says I need it and it will help me and sure enough i started having it after workouts and I lost more weight and feel more energized and ready to go for my nighttime cardio
  • JuliaWomp
    JuliaWomp Posts: 13 Member
    Tempeh!

    I love the Flexitarian book. It's got great information. One of the ideas was to toast Tempeh and use it as a crouton rather than regular croutons. I'm always looking to improve my food with more veggies. So I JUST toaste Tempeh.. it's HORRIBLE!!

    It's like soft pork but tasteless. It was not crunchy and it wasn't good! It went into the garbage!


    If you fry tempeh in a drop of olive oil with salt, then dip it in spicy mustard, it's actually quite lovely.

    Mind you, I only ate it during my 4 month stint as a vegan, so my tastebuds weren't exactly at their keenest.
  • pink_and_shiny
    pink_and_shiny Posts: 1,036 Member
    Nutritional yeast. Blargh.
  • ecw3780
    ecw3780 Posts: 608 Member
    Better N' Peanut butter...I assure you it isn't

    It is amazing! I love it. I eat it twice a day. Seriously.