Wife Cheating

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  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
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    Eatin ain't cheatin
  • Rachaelluvszipped
    Rachaelluvszipped Posts: 768 Member
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    Go eat her pepperoni's
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    Eatin ain't cheatin
    somebody had to say it.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Ew. Pizza Hut. Ew.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

    threesome.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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    I've been where she's at....I hide mine better though...
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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I think its ok if she cheats only once in a while :)
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I'M WHITE, I'M WHITE, I'M WHITE.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
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    She's cheating. Start calling her chubby. It'll make her stop.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    shes definitely sneaking out for some pepparoni.

    I could never be friends with someone who doesn't know how to spell pepperoni.
  • DomFruch02
    DomFruch02 Posts: 61
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    Giver her your homemade sasuage pizza
  • jono2970
    jono2970 Posts: 71
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    Be a support to her, but not a mill stone - I'm sure you're not, but she possibly has her reasons for these cravings...my SO does the same, and while I'm into fitness, she isn't. She wants to lose weight, but doesn't do what's required. But so long as she is happy and healthy, I don't mind.

    Let your lady make her own way...she can and will surprise you!
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
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    One you go stuffed crust, you never go back.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

    I'm sure somebody beat me, but....

    Just break up
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    Be a support to her, but not a mill stone - I'm sure you're not, but she possibly has her reasons for these cravings...my SO does the same, and while I'm into fitness, she isn't. She wants to lose weight, but doesn't do what's required. But so long as she is happy and healthy, I don't mind.

    Let your lady make her own way...she can and will surprise you!

    Are you saying I'm not enough for her! And I should be okay with that??!??!
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    You should bang her sister.

    This. Then beat the dude up and steal his pizza and tips.

    The tip is her favorite part.
  • KJoy7
    KJoy7 Posts: 246
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    Pizza Slut is more like it! :wink:
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
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    Ew. Pizza Hut. Ew.

    This ^ but I'm not here to judge.

    Have you considered the "if you can't beat her join her" approach? It sounds like the marriage plate needs a little spicing up.

    Remember: it's all good as long as everyone consents.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    Pizza Slut is more like it! :wink:

    I KNOW RIGHT!
    I feel so dirty and used.
    I don't even want to be supportive of her anymore.
    I'VE SAID GREAT BURN FOR THE LAST TIME!!
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    Does it come with extra sausage?
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