Wife Cheating

I'm in for the pizza...

For real? When she slips out, change the locks. It will work itself out.

shes definitely sneaking out for some pepparoni.

I could never be friends with someone who doesn't know how to spell pepperoni.

I laughed out loud at this, haha.

She's definitely gone in for a meat feast.

It's all that paleo living you make here adhere to. She's broken free of the cult!

ONS

I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

It's your fault..

I read something one day in a self help book. Often times, people cheat because their other is looking for something that you are not giving them, and you are too stupid to figure it out through communication.

Then again, you could have possible married a promiscuous person. My friend dated and married one. Not pretty ending. She most definitely got caught when he bugged the android phone with spy software after seeing signs. I know you're not wanting to go digging for evidence because you want to trust her, but trust is already lost. You're suspecting her already. When I suspected my other, I didn't go looking, but I opened her phone one day, to play a game on the iPhone, and it happened to be open to the text message app. It was open to something I didn't want to see, but I'm glad I did. That relationship was done. It may have been my fault, but I was also unhappy too. I hope you figure out what you are going to do.

Woman, in her 30s, appetite loss, no weight change, pizza-like odour, go!

could it be lupus?

Ew. Pizza Hut. Ew.

This ^ but I'm not here to judge.

Have you considered the "if you can't beat her join her" approach? It sounds like the marriage plate needs a little spicing up.

Remember: it's all good as long as everyone consents.

Be a real man, beat her and then join her.

In before the anchovies