Wife Cheating

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  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
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    Did you read the post?

    Nah, I'll just comment on it.

    C'mon,read the post...

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  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    It could ALWAYS be worse...

    She could be calling John... Pappa John...He delivers, too...
  • xunleashed
    xunleashed Posts: 82 Member
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    I love when people just comment and everyone else is like...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sgtrowley
    sgtrowley Posts: 246 Member
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    Very Suspect.... My vote... Cheating.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    This ^ but I'm not here to judge.

    Have you considered the "if you can't beat her join her" approach? It sounds like the marriage plate needs a little spicing up.

    Remember: it's all good as long as everyone consents.

    Be a real man, beat her and then join her.

    I find that physical violence within one hour of a meal causes issues with nutrient uptake and not-getting-stabbed-while-eating.
  • islandnutshel
    islandnutshel Posts: 1,143 Member
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    at least there is no "quick add" exercise calories. :noway:
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
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    This ^ but I'm not here to judge.

    Have you considered the "if you can't beat her join her" approach? It sounds like the marriage plate needs a little spicing up.

    Remember: it's all good as long as everyone consents.

    Be a real man, beat her and then join her.

    That would work too.

    I should have realized that I may have been further emasculating him in his current delicate state.
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    Confront her about the "issue".... maybe she'll let you watch. If you're lucky, she'll let you participate.

    :heart: this!!!!!!
  • RoseRoiz
    RoseRoiz Posts: 95
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    Just talk to her and ask.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    I love when people just comment and everyone else is like...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :grumble:

    I'm a sucker.
  • mynameiscarrie
    mynameiscarrie Posts: 963 Member
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    Woman, in her 30s, appetite loss, no weight change, pizza-like odour, go!

    It's not lupus
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
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    Feed the girl and she wont have to cheat - what kind of husband are ya anway??!! :grumble:
  • Phase2013
    Phase2013 Posts: 7
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    Eatin ain't cheatin

    ROTFLMAO.....
  • spitney
    spitney Posts: 1
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    Eatin ain't cheatin

    Shane!
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
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    haha wow that was a funny waste of time reading this lol...
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
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    Confront her about the "issue".... maybe she'll let you watch. If you're lucky, she'll let you participate.

    :heart: this!!!!!!

    ^this HA!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    It could ALWAYS be worse...

    She could be calling John... Pappa John...He delivers, too...

    Maybe she would do a threesome with Papa John and his brother Jimmy John as well. They both deliver.

    She might work her way up to doing Five Guys if she loses all abandon.
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
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    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

    It's your fault..

    I read something one day in a self help book. Often times, people cheat because their other is looking for something that you are not giving them, and you are too stupid to figure it out through communication.

    Then again, you could have possible married a promiscuous person. My friend dated and married one. Not pretty ending. She most definitely got caught when he bugged the android phone with spy software after seeing signs. I know you're not wanting to go digging for evidence because you want to trust her, but trust is already lost. You're suspecting her already. When I suspected my other, I didn't go looking, but I opened her phone one day, to play a game on the iPhone, and it happened to be open to the text message app. It was open to something I didn't want to see, but I'm glad I did. That relationship was done. It may have been my fault, but I was also unhappy too. I hope you figure out what you are going to do.

    UMMM silly he was talking about her cheating with food!!! not with another person! HAHAHAH!!
  • Izzwoz
    Izzwoz Posts: 348 Member
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    Be a support to her, but not a mill stone - I'm sure you're not, but she possibly has her reasons for these cravings...my SO does the same, and while I'm into fitness, she isn't. She wants to lose weight, but doesn't do what's required. But so long as she is happy and healthy, I don't mind.

    Let your lady make her own way...she can and will surprise you!

    Are you saying I'm not enough for her! And I should be okay with that??!??!

    It's not that you're not enough, sometimes women just want something ... different, something naughty that they don't dare to ask from their husband. I can totally understand how she feels, I love my partner but for example this week, she is away and I am all by myself, and it is so hard to control myself, especially on my own, and all I can think of is this beautifully curved bread with those perky little olives on top and that lovely sausage, and when it gets delivered it is all hot and steamy and just melts in my mouth, I can't stop mys.....

    Oh, wait, hang on, where was I ... Yeh, dammit, slap her.
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
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    shes definitely sneaking out for some pepparoni.

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