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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • KrystalHocevar
    KrystalHocevar Posts: 24 Member
    Ive lost a cinder block!!
  • I've lost a small bale of hay... +1 :O
  • Bump
  • bgardiner49
    bgardiner49 Posts: 86 Member
    A cat!
  • BuffySlays2000
    BuffySlays2000 Posts: 65 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle and a guinea pig.
  • jruizjhc
    jruizjhc Posts: 3 Member
    a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
  • Bump
  • bump
  • Iri_2
    Iri_2 Posts: 349 Member
    I've lost an average housecat
  • brookehe
    brookehe Posts: 413 Member
    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    WHOO HOO, I've lost a bald eagle AND an average housecat (so far)!!!! :drinker:
  • fatfriendonadiet
    fatfriendonadiet Posts: 36 Member
    It's horrifying to me that, at one point in my life, I weighed more than Arnold.
  • Alyssah09
    Alyssah09 Posts: 357 Member
    So far...an average human brain :)
  • ELENA_Z
    ELENA_Z Posts: 78 Member
    bump
  • wow!!! now lost bold eagle!!!:love:
  • kcobb268
    kcobb268 Posts: 85
    Ewww, I lost human skin!
  • lkplibra
    lkplibra Posts: 147 Member
    bump
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
    I've lost the average amount of chees an American eats in a year and a rack of baby back ribs!

    ...knowing I've lost the equivalent of a couple delicious food items is NOT helping me with the hungries today though! LOL!
  • IronGirlShae
    IronGirlShae Posts: 58 Member
    WOW! I really HAVE lost a spare tire then!!:laugh:
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
    It's horrifying to me that, at one point in my life, I weighed more than Arnold.

    HAH! I still do, by a good 21 pounds!
  • KahalaGal
    KahalaGal Posts: 112 Member
    Funny! I've lost a sperm whale's brain. Next goal - a medium microwave! LOL
  • RayR13
    RayR13 Posts: 31
    Ha! this is great! Thanks for sharing!
  • beskimoosh
    beskimoosh Posts: 375 Member
    A 2 year old holding their pet guinea pig for me!
  • NewCaddy
    NewCaddy Posts: 845 Member
    Last time I had lost a bald eagle. Today, I've lost an entire car tire!!!
  • jennate2006
    jennate2006 Posts: 26 Member
    Love it! Goodbye car tire!
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    thought most females would want to gain an elephant penis... :P
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    I'm down the brain of a sperm whale and a human. Next up...car tire!
  • hansea47
    hansea47 Posts: 353 Member
    bump
  • I've lost an average human brain, I'm shooting for an irish setter! :wink:
  • twentyco
    twentyco Posts: 70 Member
    I've lost an elephant's heart, and am working my way up to a bale of hay.
  • The last time I did this I had lost an elephant's penis. Now, I'm up to the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape plus a rack of baby back ribs.
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