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I've lost an Elephant Penis
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Ive lost a cinder block!!0
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I've lost a small bale of hay... +1 :O0
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A cat!0
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I've lost a bald eagle and a guinea pig.0
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a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream0
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I've lost an average housecat0
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I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
WHOO HOO, I've lost a bald eagle AND an average housecat (so far)!!!! :drinker:0 -
It's horrifying to me that, at one point in my life, I weighed more than Arnold.1
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So far...an average human brain0
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wow!!! now lost bold eagle!!!0
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Ewww, I lost human skin!0
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I've lost the average amount of chees an American eats in a year and a rack of baby back ribs!
...knowing I've lost the equivalent of a couple delicious food items is NOT helping me with the hungries today though! LOL!1 -
WOW! I really HAVE lost a spare tire then!!:laugh:0
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It's horrifying to me that, at one point in my life, I weighed more than Arnold.
HAH! I still do, by a good 21 pounds!0 -
Funny! I've lost a sperm whale's brain. Next goal - a medium microwave! LOL0
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Ha! this is great! Thanks for sharing!0
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A 2 year old holding their pet guinea pig for me!0
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Last time I had lost a bald eagle. Today, I've lost an entire car tire!!!0
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Love it! Goodbye car tire!0
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thought most females would want to gain an elephant penis... :P0
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I'm down the brain of a sperm whale and a human. Next up...car tire!0
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I've lost an average human brain, I'm shooting for an irish setter!0
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I've lost an elephant's heart, and am working my way up to a bale of hay.0
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The last time I did this I had lost an elephant's penis. Now, I'm up to the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape plus a rack of baby back ribs.0
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