Break up with the person above you.

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  • willbeayummymuumy
    willbeayummymuumy Posts: 57
    U look bettr than me nd i cnt cope :(
  • CuddlyIrish
    CuddlyIrish Posts: 149
    I can't date someone with multiple personalities, it's too challenging.
  • willbeayummymuumy
    willbeayummymuumy Posts: 57
    Ur to far away i cant do long distance
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    You've been married all along?!?!?!
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    I'm getting a stiff neck looking at you at that angle.
  • CuddlyIrish
    CuddlyIrish Posts: 149
    I'm sick of you always over powering me with your lady muscles
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
    I was only with you because I thought you liked beer! I need someone new to go to the pub with!
  • CuddlyIrish
    CuddlyIrish Posts: 149
    I was only with you because I thought you liked beer! I need someone new to go to the pub with!

    Hahaha love it.
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    " It's not you, it's me......."
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    I didn't realize you are a 9'er fan..this is soooo over!
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    no earrings?? we're done! i just cant live with your unwillingness to accessorize
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Spark? Really? Life is just too grim for all that spark. We're done.

    Edited to add:

    /thread...because who would want to break up with me? Really!
  • scrumhalf7
    scrumhalf7 Posts: 175 Member
    Double denim doesnt do it for me since footloose and for that reason we are through my friend!
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    I can't help feeling you're laughing AT me, not WITH me, sorry.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    You broke up with the man that broke up with me. And, for some twisted reason, I just can't take that.
  • scrumhalf7
    scrumhalf7 Posts: 175 Member
    That made me laugh out loud but I will have to break up with you again!
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    No brokeback mountain for me!
  • rav52
    rav52 Posts: 495
    sorry sweetie just cant handle someone having better abs than me
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Should be a Colts fan. We're done.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    I have told you over and over again; I am DONE with the 70's porn statche'. It's the mustache or me!
  • rav52
    rav52 Posts: 495
    Should be a Colts fan. We're done.

    You stole my team so we are so done!!! lol
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    I'm tired of you letting people into our bedroom... I'm through.
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
    I have moved on to Spiderman...sorry!
  • LGrill27
    LGrill27 Posts: 337 Member
    You don't call me and I won't call you.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Dude, you haven't paid your phone bill in months. This bromance just won't work...
  • rav52
    rav52 Posts: 495
    Tired of replacing your ripped clothes!!!!!!!
  • erinnhamil2n
    erinnhamil2n Posts: 28 Member
    @Rav52 the Bret Michaels hair is not working for me. Sorry!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    You still haven't filled out your profile...What are you hiding? You're cheating..I just bet you're cheating. I can't take not knowing. Good-bye forever. (sniff, sniff)
  • BrittBritt12321
    BrittBritt12321 Posts: 247 Member
    @Rav52 the Bret Michaels hair is not working for me. Sorry!

    Hahahaha this comment was too funny but im leaving because there just isnt room for the 3 of us!
  • rav52
    rav52 Posts: 495
    @Rav52 the Bret Michaels hair is not working for me. Sorry!

    Hahahaha this comment was too funny but im leaving because there just isnt room for the 3 of us!

    LMAO ...Now that was funny as ****. Your too funny for me so Im done with the both you

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