Bragging Friday

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  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member
    I once stopped a fast break while holding back a massive shart...ran the guy down, knocked the ball out of bounds then faked an injury so I could go relieve myself...dead serious.


    LMAO!!!!!! That's bragging rights there!!! Seriously can't stop lol!!!
  • benum21121
    benum21121 Posts: 200
    I can shoot. Effectively. :) Oh, and I've been playing drums for 21 years.
  • Br4ndi
    Br4ndi Posts: 177
    I have 2 kids born via C-section and I lost that pooch and every last bit of fat I gained during both pregnancies
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    I make great Maryland crab cakes & low country boils.
  • opalescence
    opalescence Posts: 413 Member
    I can hula hoop and do all the cool tricks.
  • mesycmp1
    mesycmp1 Posts: 1 Member
    I am working really really hard at sticking with my myfitnesspal plan. I'm way proud of that. :)
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Okay. I've heard my smile can infect others. Like a virus. CJ42, vaccines available at your local pharmacy.
  • opalescence
    opalescence Posts: 413 Member
    I can play 12 different instruments and write music. I have been in burning buildings, saved lives, and prayed with people as their life slipped away. I have looked both Death and Life in the eye. I have the most beautiful 1 year old daughter. And I am a good person.

    :flowerforyou:
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    Brag #10 - I can do the best Power Girl cosplay ever.

    Pics or I'm saying that Rock's is better.

    I clearly spoke to soon. Rock's is probably sexy as hell.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Okay. I've heard my smile can infect others. Like a virus. CJ42, vaccines available at your local pharmacy.

    Pics of your smile would be helpful to proving your point.




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
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  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
    Last year, I talked our CEO into sponsoring a team from our company for the Nashville Dragon Boat Races. I recruited 24 employees who had never been on a dragon boat, and many had never paddled anything. I was nervous as hell about it, but I named the team "We're Sexy and We Row It", designed our team t-shirt, and trained and coached the team. The day of the race, we took bronze - we came in 3rd out of 42 teams. THAT was a good day. This year, I'm facing my fear of oxygen deprivation and learning to roll my kayak. But I'll save that brag for when I can consistently do it. Paddle on.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    OKOK FINE.

    I am a good friend.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Okay. I've heard my smile can infect others. Like a virus. CJ42, vaccines available at your local pharmacy.

    Pics of your smile would be helpful to proving your point.

    What? You can't see it behind my cassette of awesomeness?
  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
    Oh, yeah, and even though I'm not cool, I have really cool friends.
  • HeavierThan_Heaven
    HeavierThan_Heaven Posts: 246 Member
    I can find the themes, motifs and symbols in any anime, movie, or book.
  • amberlykay1014
    amberlykay1014 Posts: 608 Member
    I know the difference between "loose" & "lose".

    nice! I know the difference between their, there, and they're.

    Excellent, ladies! I can identify dangling participles, diagram complex sentences, and define uncommon words like dysphemism. Rock on!
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Isnt bragging friday when all the men take off their shirts? Just curious.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    Isnt bragging friday when all the men take off their shirts? Just curious.

    ok...now what...lmao :laugh:
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    I know the difference between "loose" & "lose".

    nice! I know the difference between their, there, and they're.

    Excellent, ladies! I can identify dangling participles, diagram complex sentences, and define uncommon words like dysphemism. Rock on!

    Looks like someone was a linguistics major.
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    I am a freaking awesome cook/baker. I make a pie that would make your mother cry and beg for my recipe.

    I also am a great home-maker...and kinda cute too :)
  • ChapinaGrande
    ChapinaGrande Posts: 289 Member
    Ok, going to try this without making a joke about it for once.
    These things are easier to joke about or put out there as being bravado so you can give yourself an out if someone mocks them.
    So, no joke this time.

    I am strong, funny, and I can write well.
    I am driven and determined, for the first time in a long time.
    And I am a world champion bear hugger.


    edit: oh yeah, I have lost enough weight for a whole grown up so far

    I love every part of this! Thank you for posting. :)
  • mdh185
    mdh185 Posts: 49 Member
    I passed my Series 66 exam today which makes me a completely licensed with the SEC. Now I can start my new company.
  • alevett
    alevett Posts: 79 Member
    Singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPqWeZcq-V8

    To Faintgreeneye,
    |Went in to listen - beautiful.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I can fart louder than my kids, regularly dutch oven them...they :heart: me

    I am so strangely turned on right now........

    You know I'm a freak...thatsa why...bwahahahahah
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Isnt bragging friday when all the men take off their shirts? Just curious.

    No, thats chesticle Tuesday.
  • Rhonnie
    Rhonnie Posts: 506 Member
    I am creative, excellent problem solver, and very level headed - all wrapped up in some sexy curves. :)
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
    I passed my Series 66 exam today which makes me a completely licensed with the SEC. Now I can start my new company.

    LOVE this ! You rock !
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    What do you do well? Fight
    What are you great at? Being a dad
    Proud of? I've never been arrested


    ACE Car Driver and Car Modification Trainer
    IKEA Furniture Assembler
    Kickass Certified Instructor
    Been in the women industry for over 30 years and have studied Kama Sutra and Edging
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    What do you do well? Fight
    What are you great at? Being a dad
    Proud of? I've never been arrested

    Clearly you don't fight well enough! =P
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    OOh here is something most people don't know....I sang semi-pro Opera for years, and I can hit a high Eflat, I have video to prove it.

    Ooh I also give an amazing blow job....oh wait, everyone knows that..never mind

    :wink:

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