Things men will never hear a woman say

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  • eva312
    eva312 Posts: 9 Member
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    "Gender stereotyping is an accurate predictor of my behaviors."

    Like.

    yup.
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
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    I was wrong.

    I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".

    So true :)

    I thought that's what "Whatever" is for
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    "My sister is coming over. Shall I tell her to wear the nurses or the french maids' outfit"?

    This made me snarf water through my nose.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    I love your t-shirt that says " if you can read this, the B**ch fell off.."
  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
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    I really shouldn't go shopping.....
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    I was wrong.

    As long as you know it that's fine

    skirt-3.jpg

    Here's a present
  • kabel4892
    kabel4892 Posts: 167 Member
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    "Here's some money to buy some more video games. I dont need it for clothes shopping."
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

    Wear that sleeveless shirt with your acid-wash jeans!!

    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
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    "i would love to inspect your butt for streak marks, thank you for asking!"

    or

    "no i don't want a massage"
  • kahdxoom
    kahdxoom Posts: 129
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    "Sorry Mr. Clooney, but I'm busy tonight."
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    "Go ahead,I know that playing golf is more important then our anniversary :smile: "
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    Don't I look really thin in this dress?

    Actually....two summers back (and 15lbs lighter) I said something similar to a boyfriend

    I came out all dressed up and he said something along the lines of me looking nice or my waist looking so small; I replied with
    "I know right! I look amazing!"

    hahahaha That dress doesn't currently fit :sad:
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    "I love it when you leave your belongings lying all over the floor in every single room of the house."
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,862 Member
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    "Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
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    You're right, honey - we don't need to stop & ask for directions......or use the GPS!
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
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    Put your sleeveless shirt on we are going out tonight

    Wear that sleeveless shirt with your acid jeans!!

    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!
    Hey Jack, you are talking my language
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    I dont need any more shoes or purses lol

    This however is very correct hahaha I have an issue with both
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
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    Honey, let's watch a Duck Dynasty marathon!!
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    Actually I would say that --- I love that show! :laugh:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    I just walked in the bathroom after you were in there for 1/2 hour and *high five* awesome. Just seriously the best.

    I am calling my mom and sister over tomorrow, can you see if you can do that again, so they can partake?
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    I wish you would buy more (AR-15's, baseball cards, car parts to cars we don't own, fixer up cars, etc)

    Um. I have said "i wish you would buy me an ar15" about a million times.

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