Your Parents Named you What?!!

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  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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    So last night on mumble, we were raiding and I don't recall why but the subject of names comes up and my guildmate queues up on mumble and said "Oh, well, I named my first born after my WoW tauren. We named him Thargore."

    All the officers and I immediately typed "WHAT. THE. FúCK. THARGORE" in the "O" channel.



    THARGORE

    (HEOFTHEDREAM, I AM SORRY IF YOU ARE ON MFP... SERIOUSLY DUDE... WTF.. JUST WTF...)
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
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    Drew Peacock
    Justin Case
    Rich Mahn
  • sharleengc
    sharleengc Posts: 792 Member
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    Three sisters in my high school

    Happi Person
    Jolli Person
    Merri Person
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
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    Sunshine Dairy

    Chanda Leer

    Shasta Peak

    Mickey Mouse

    All true.
  • annanderson77985
    annanderson77985 Posts: 57 Member
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    In high school.. Candy Barr..

    My mother had a friend whose first name was Grace.. When she remarried, she married William Grace..
  • dswolverine
    dswolverine Posts: 246 Member
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    I dated a guy named Thor in college
  • chileheadmike
    chileheadmike Posts: 78 Member
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    Worked with a girl named Jingle Bell.
  • lobster888
    lobster888 Posts: 861 Member
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    Allison Catherine ok until they called her Alley Cat!!!
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    These are all athletes names:

    if you dont believe me, I will source you

    lucious pusey
    Rusty Kuntz
    Johnny ****shot
    Chubby Cox
    Ivana Mandic
    Dewanna Bonner
    Jack Glasscock
  • KellyJoMorris
    KellyJoMorris Posts: 35 Member
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    My son once dated a girl called Samantha Tickle - a fairly ordinary name.

    Her parents wanted to call her Tess, but didn't after a family member asked them to have a think about it!
  • JaredFat2Fit
    JaredFat2Fit Posts: 9
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    I have a friend named Bacon Dinners. His fathers name is Stake i kid you not lol
  • faireplay
    faireplay Posts: 126
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    My daughter went to school with Princess...just a little odd but add in her last name and she sounds like a cartoon character....Princess Dewberry
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
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    A kid my son plays basketball against is named Steele Fortress. STG!
  • mightyafrodyte
    mightyafrodyte Posts: 148 Member
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    Memphis Tennessee
    Pocket Pickens
    Three Thirty
    Sir Earl Daddy Lee
    AlPacino Alcapone
    Playon Imfamous Pimpin

    These are all real names, I 'm not exaggerating at all.
  • odddrums
    odddrums Posts: 342 Member
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    I had some students named Karizma and Mercedeeze [yep, those spellings] Also Destiney and Jocyllyn

    It's like their parents wanted them to become strippers...

    Also I believe Ralphie May's [comedian] kid is April June, or April June May.

    And I know Penn Gillette's daughter is Moxie Crimefighter Gillette. Crimefighter is her middle name. That's just awesome.
  • lobster888
    lobster888 Posts: 861 Member
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    I also know several guys named Michele -- some just used Michael and other used Mitchell or Mitch!!
  • sharolynp
    sharolynp Posts: 2 Member
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    Went to high school with siblings similar to Quiksylvr296 Tom, Bob, and Kitty Katt. Also, met a mom who named her twin girls Chardonnay and Chablis.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    My husband's uncle is Richard Wadd...goes by the shortened version of Richard. True story.

    My friend's married last name was Attard (a-TARD), and her father in law's first name was Lee.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I went to school with Mike Hunt.
  • cnelson1974
    cnelson1974 Posts: 235 Member
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    There are twins boys at my daughter's school named Kris and Kringle. They're readheaded and born on Christmas Day. Poor kids. :(

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