Your Parents Named you What?!!

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  • I have a friend named Bacon Dinners. His fathers name is Stake i kid you not lol
  • faireplay
    faireplay Posts: 126
    My daughter went to school with Princess...just a little odd but add in her last name and she sounds like a cartoon character....Princess Dewberry
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    A kid my son plays basketball against is named Steele Fortress. STG!
  • mightyafrodyte
    mightyafrodyte Posts: 148 Member
    Memphis Tennessee
    Pocket Pickens
    Three Thirty
    Sir Earl Daddy Lee
    AlPacino Alcapone
    Playon Imfamous Pimpin

    These are all real names, I 'm not exaggerating at all.
  • odddrums
    odddrums Posts: 342 Member
    I had some students named Karizma and Mercedeeze [yep, those spellings] Also Destiney and Jocyllyn

    It's like their parents wanted them to become strippers...

    Also I believe Ralphie May's [comedian] kid is April June, or April June May.

    And I know Penn Gillette's daughter is Moxie Crimefighter Gillette. Crimefighter is her middle name. That's just awesome.
  • lobster888
    lobster888 Posts: 861 Member
    I also know several guys named Michele -- some just used Michael and other used Mitchell or Mitch!!
  • sharolynp
    sharolynp Posts: 2 Member
    Went to high school with siblings similar to Quiksylvr296 Tom, Bob, and Kitty Katt. Also, met a mom who named her twin girls Chardonnay and Chablis.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    My husband's uncle is Richard Wadd...goes by the shortened version of Richard. True story.

    My friend's married last name was Attard (a-TARD), and her father in law's first name was Lee.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I went to school with Mike Hunt.
  • cnelson1974
    cnelson1974 Posts: 235 Member
    There are twins boys at my daughter's school named Kris and Kringle. They're readheaded and born on Christmas Day. Poor kids. :(
  • erinxo13
    erinxo13 Posts: 892 Member
    My old gym teacher told me she once had a student named Marsha Mellow.... like really?
    I also hate when people name their kids like Robert Robertson or James Jameson... like DO YOU WANT YOUR KID TO GET MADE FUN OF?
  • nzs110b
    nzs110b Posts: 56 Member
    Jack Potts (customer of casino i worked at)

    Remi Martin
  • sunshinesquared
    sunshinesquared Posts: 2,733 Member
    My Mom wanted to name me Sunshine....thank God my Aunt had enough sense to talk her into Dawn instead. ::noway:
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    I also know several guys named Michele -- some just used Michael and other used Mitchell or Mitch!!

    That's not weird. That's French.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    My daughter went to school with Princess...just a little odd but add in her last name and she sounds like a cartoon character....Princess Dewberry
    I pity any guy who ends up with a girl named "Princess"....good luck making that one happy! :laugh:

    The worst one I ever heard was not an American, but he called me for something from my company's Tokyo office. I have no idea the spelling, but the name was pronounced "Itchy Coochie". Lucky for me, he left a voice mail, so I could call and play it every time I was out drinking with friends....I think I kept that message for a good year..."Hello-a-Heidi...thisa itchy coochie"
  • Briko3
    Briko3 Posts: 266 Member
    I knew a girl named Trebor Noel...her dad's name was Robert Leon (backwards is Trebor Noel)
  • Spring Garden
  • Minerva624
    Minerva624 Posts: 577 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Oh... I also went to school with Autumn Day and her brother Kermit. WTF?

    And I know a couple that named their daughter Summer Snow.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I knew a guy in highscool named

    Bud Green.

    Yes . . . his personality matched his name.
  • George Washington
    Yom Kippur
    USA
    Martin Luther King

    all of them true given to Dominican kids because their parents gave names to their kids from whatever they saw in their calendar on the day of birth back in the days. I have no clue why. Lol!
  • Candy Cane- First and Last Name
    Emagin (Like Imagine)- First Name
    Rain Bow- First and Middle Name
  • bahacca
    bahacca Posts: 878 Member
    People I really knew, saw, shook hands with.
    Scarlett Teets (Married name, so cannot blame her parents.)
    **** Petit Why he didn't ask to be called Richard, I'll never understand
    Bambi Fawn
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    These are all athletes names:

    if you dont believe me, I will source you

    lucious pusey
    Rusty Kuntz
    Johnny ****shot
    Chubby Cox
    Ivana Mandic
    Dewanna Bonner
    Jack Glasscock

    What exactly do you define as "athlete"?:huh:
  • Also a lady called Bienvenida and a guy called Bienvenido which translation to english is "Welcome"
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Sorry I thik I win this one..

    I went to school with a chick named Twila pronounced like twilight but with an A (before those stupid Twilight movies came out)

    Had a patient named Cruella ,Chinwe, A male patient named John John

    Also a truely awesome one was a female patient named Zelda oh and for any WOW people out there I had a patient named Leroy Jenkins

    Edited because my brain is mush and I can't spell anymore
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    I also know several guys named Michele -- some just used Michael and other used Mitchell or Mitch!!

    That's not weird. That's French.
    Exactly!

    I've known men named Kelly, Stacy, Tracy, Shannon, Kim and Robin

    Not the best choices for American men though....(my boss is a male Shannan, and he said he got beat up as a kid for it).

    One of my best friends named her kid Tucker (I tried to talk her out of it). He's in first grade and the obvious rhyming is already started.....
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    Opheila Weiner
  • NicS69
    NicS69 Posts: 40 Member
    Barbara Dohl (Barbie Doll) - and take a wild guess at what her brothers name was. Yup Ken!!