worst way to breakup with someone

Being told that a) they are seeing someone else and they don't want to see you anymore and b) they tested positive for chlamydia so you might want to get that checked.

And for the record, this wasn't me...but the friend of a co-worker.

Faking your own death.

Wrong, this is probably the best way to break up with someone. It requires the most effort...right?

Me: I know that we're not exclusive but please tell me if you're seeing anyone else in our office.
Him: No, I'd never do something stupid like that.

---2 weeks later, on my way to happy hour with him and my coworkers---

Him: Please don't tell **** we've been seeing eachother. **** and I have been dating for a month.

Fcuker...:mad:

Murder.

My worst "getting dumped story" was getting dumped by my ex bf... and apparently not knowing I had been dumped for a month....:mad:

He would take my calls and txts, I thought he just needed some space and things were tense between us, thats what we had talked about for several hours one night, he never said anything about us not being together anymore. Then a month after that I knew I'd be seeing him to pick up some games we had ordered and I PAID FOR.... the SOB gets to the store and gets the games before I even get there! So then we talk for a bit and he says, well you probably wanna come get your stuff...
I respond with "uh why?"
He's says "Well, I'm your ex so I shouldn't keep your stuff anymore........."
"We're broken up???! Since when???!"
With the Stupidest, most clueless look humanly possible says "We've been broken up with for a month.... you didn't know?"
"FUUUUUUU..... NO!!!!! You never said we were done! You said you wanted space and some time to yourself..." and then he "officially" dumps me in the parking lot of the shopping center after explaining in excruciating details the things he thought was wrong with me :sad:

*kitten* broke up with me while I was in therapy for depression, unemployment and death in the family :brokenheart: (he claims he never knew about me choosing to get some counseling and therapy.... I told him! I even asked if he wanted to be my main emergency contact :indifferent: LOL)

A year later the 28 yr old decides to man up and comes to apologize for his behavior and comes to see the big sparkly diamond on my ring finger... the look on his face was priceless :bigsmile: He couldn't believe I had moved on so soon after "being officially dumped", was over him and happily engaged.

I actually forgot my personal best.

My best friend died tragically in an accident. I was a wreck. After not hearing from my boyfriend of 10 months (spent all our time together, I used to pick his kids up from school, toothbrush at his house type thing) for 3 days, I finally get him on the phone and he says "I'm a good times boyfriend, call me when you're done being so emo"

She'd been dead for 6 days.

I was once "broken up with" by the guy just stopping talking to me, with no warning. WTF? At the time, I was 16 and he was 19, and I thought it was so immature lol.

Seriously, I can't believe some of these stories!!! You guys are amazing to have bounced back from such ****head behaviour!


:flowerforyou: for anyone who has been shat upon x

I was with a guy for four years .. he was in the shower and had left his phone on his bed .. so im watching tv and his phone beeps , thinking nothing of it , i lifted it as we were to pick up some friends and thought it may be one of them , and i discover a photo of a girl in the nude .. fuming i then read the txts from him and this girl and seem's he had planned to go to her house ' to get a bit ' after he had dropped me home ...

I burst into the bathroom and confronted him , to which he denied it .. he said that ( get this )

"she wanted me so bad after i told her i had a girlfriend she was making up messages to pretend to be me and then writing back to her own messages )

Sort of said she was going like this

Hi How Are You

Im fine Thanks how are you ...

If you get my drift ....

I told him if he thought i was going to believe that he had another thing coming , so i broke it off with him then and there .. only problem was i was 27 miles away from home with no car !

Anyways we had a pretty silent journey home to my house , and when we got there he said , " if anyone asks i broke it off with you "

Haha what an idiot , he then proceeded to go with 3 of my so called friends after we split , has been engaged twice , and is now not engaged any longer but living with another girl ...

Pretty glad of my escape!

what a jerk. did you never suspect he was like this in those 4 years? (not that its your fault) but sometimes we have some gut feelings and ignore them.

Have your live-in, unemployed boyfriend wake you up in the early morning, kiss your forehead, and tell you he is going to "go make things better for us". You smile all sleepy, and say ok, and go back to sleep. Get up later and go to work. Come home, boyfriend is gone, his stuff is gone, all your rent money is gone too. He has apparently completely skipped town, because no one in your huge circle of friends knows where he is.

Never saw or heard from him since. I've even googled a few times, and nothing.

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wow. thats crazy.

I saw a movie back in the 80's where Farrah Fawcett poured gas all over her unconscious husband and lit him on fire...that seems pretty harsh...

I saw a movie back in the 80's where Farrah Fawcett poured gas all over her unconscious husband and lit him on fire...that seems pretty harsh...

the burning bed

bump!

through a text message. :mad:

I was working for a really great firm, on top of the world and met this guy when I was on vacation in Connecticut. We stayed in touch for about a year and he finally decided to move-in with me...so he loaded all his stuff in his truck and drove across country. After a few months I got him a job at my firm and that's where he started making the few friends that he had. We'd all hang out occassionally, but I was always the more mature one and would stay home, to do work/homework, instead of going out to drink and sing karaoke (their favorite pasttime).

Fast forward 2 years later..I bought him a car...he still hangs out with all his friends A LOT. I started getting weird intuition about the one girl that was a part of his group of friends. She looked like a short, fat Harry Potter with long hair. She slept with all of our guy friends, but always seemed to act a strange, suspicious way with him. I'm very non-confrontational, but my intuition was screaming at that point and so I even called her out on it. "Oh no I think of him like a brother!"....

A week before Thanksgiving the recession finally found us here in Reno and I, along with 75% of the staff at my firm, were laid off. I was obviously devestated. A few nights after that we were stoned (sorry if that offends people, I don't smoke anymore -- it was just when I was dating him) out of our minds laying in bed. Out of the blue I asked "Are you happy?" He replied "Oh yeah...today was great, me and ...." "no no no, are you happy...with US?"

Awkward pause..

"No."

I cried myself to sleep that night...he moved out the next morning...that was that. My intuition was right...he was cheating on me with Harry Potter and ended up spending Thanksgiving with her. I believe they stayed together for about 2-3 years before they split and he moved back in with mommy in Minnesota.

I don't regret anything. I wish, back then, I would have got some swings in on her for my own satisfaction. Worse break-up...but in a sense they're all great since we're not with them anymore. I, honestly, have been the person to wrongly ditch/break up with someone...so Karma got me back. *shrugs*