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  • wolf23
    wolf23 Posts: 4,178 Member
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    On the plane in Spain.

    Where's Waldo?
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
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    Waldo died!

    Why do we have toes?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    To decorate our feet, they'd be pretty boring otherwise.

    What time of day do elephants mate?
  • mamaDaisyJ
    mamaDaisyJ Posts: 395
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    4:20

    What do worms eat?
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
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    Why, Mrs. Pauls battered fish of course!



    What day is it in on Pluto?
  • flwyland
    flwyland Posts: 142
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    Saturday, January 32nd.

    Why did they put the yodeler through on America's Got Talent?
  • Xephyr
    Xephyr Posts: 26 Member
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    Needed to check the sound equipment.


    Why do whales live in the ocean?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    Unfair Zoning Laws.

    Why does the gynecologist leave the room when the patient undresses?
  • wolf23
    wolf23 Posts: 4,178 Member
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    So he can make a bid on ebay.

    Whay don't men's pants come in a size 35?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
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    because they're both prime numbers.


    why do snakes smell with their tongue?
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
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    Because they can talk to goats!


    Why does the wind blow?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
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    b/c it farted.


    y is cow manure called cow chips?
  • kelkelfatfat
    kelkelfatfat Posts: 12
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    Cos it goes well with dip.

    Who was the first man to walk on the moon?
  • antiadipose
    antiadipose Posts: 447
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    michael jackson

    why did dr.oz just say at least 8 glasses of water a day is only a myth?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Cause he didn't consult the Tin Man

    Why is asphalt black?
  • lisalynn35
    lisalynn35 Posts: 250 Member
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    Cause Oprah told him so.


    What is 6 x 6?
  • mcbeth
    mcbeth Posts: 53 Member
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    Bigger than a 2x4

    What is Butterscotch?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
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    A dirty word only used by imprisoned elves.

    Why is the sky blue?
  • antiadipose
    antiadipose Posts: 447
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    because the sky's missing his girlfriend =(

    what should i do right NOW?
  • mcbeth
    mcbeth Posts: 53 Member
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    check your tire pressure

    Do fish burp?

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