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  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    Because they can talk to goats!


    Why does the wind blow?
  • GooBeGone
    GooBeGone Posts: 439 Member
    b/c it farted.


    y is cow manure called cow chips?
  • kelkelfatfat
    kelkelfatfat Posts: 12
    Cos it goes well with dip.

    Who was the first man to walk on the moon?
  • antiadipose
    antiadipose Posts: 447
    michael jackson

    why did dr.oz just say at least 8 glasses of water a day is only a myth?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    Cause he didn't consult the Tin Man

    Why is asphalt black?
  • lisalynn35
    lisalynn35 Posts: 250 Member
    Cause Oprah told him so.


    What is 6 x 6?
  • mcbeth
    mcbeth Posts: 53 Member
    Bigger than a 2x4

    What is Butterscotch?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    A dirty word only used by imprisoned elves.

    Why is the sky blue?
  • antiadipose
    antiadipose Posts: 447
    because the sky's missing his girlfriend =(

    what should i do right NOW?
  • mcbeth
    mcbeth Posts: 53 Member
    check your tire pressure

    Do fish burp?
  • spicespice10
    spicespice10 Posts: 10
    where else do the bubbles come from.

    how do you make a DVD?
  • mcbeth
    mcbeth Posts: 53 Member
    you start with 2 cups of flour........


    What is the opposite of tree bark?
  • spicespice10
    spicespice10 Posts: 10
    tree meow.


    what's the best thing about water?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    That you can put it on a slip and slide.

    Who's the boss?
  • kelkelfatfat
    kelkelfatfat Posts: 12
    She is.


    Who left the cap off the toothpaste?
  • susielou
    susielou Posts: 18 Member
    Gummies!

    Why are fingernails see-through?
  • mapnerd2005
    mapnerd2005 Posts: 363
    tree meow

    When they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  • SammyLynn010
    SammyLynn010 Posts: 293 Member
    Red Jello


    Why do people feel the need to correct bad grammar?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    Because he was naughty.

    Why do ducks quack?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Because they are never heard...


    Why do things go bump in the night?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    Because the people under the stairs keep moving them

    Why do we drink milk?
  • flwyland
    flwyland Posts: 142
    Because you ran out of lemonade.

    Who invented jello?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Bill Cosby

    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Bill Cosby

    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  • flwyland
    flwyland Posts: 142
    9:00

    Why is the grass green?
  • SammyLynn010
    SammyLynn010 Posts: 293 Member
    Because orange would just be silly!


    When a tree falls in the woods does it still make a sound if no one is around to hear it?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    Yes it says, "ha ha suckers!"

    What is a good use for belly button?
  • Ellem86
    Ellem86 Posts: 204
    Closing a shirt.

    Why do telephones ring?
  • stephflo33
    stephflo33 Posts: 160 Member
    Because their mama's told them it was a polite thing to do.

    How did the sun get its name?
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    A nymph


    How many licks does it take?
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