Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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You can't handle the truth... to that question.
Why do you learn to walk?0 -
So our butts don't get calluses from scooting.
Why do we see in color?0 -
So we don't get Banned!
Why do we sweat?0 -
so we don,t explod
why do we sleep laying down?0 -
Because the bats would call us posers if we slept hanging upside down.
Why do leaves turn colors in fall?0 -
Because it's fashionable.
Why is the earth round?0 -
If it had corners, all the water would run off.
Why do women wear high heels?0 -
So they are taller than the leprechauns
What does a water nymph sound like?0 -
A loud beer belch after hanging out w/ the Budweiser frogs.
How many people does it take to make a sandwich?0 -
3- two to hold the bread and one to place the ingrediants
why do people park by no parking signs?0 -
elevendy.
If lords leap and swans swim, and e= MC2, where did I leave my sunglasses?0 -
Darn too slow!!!
Zero...sandwiches are made by elves.
Why do the spots on bananas appear during the night?0 -
3- two to hold the bread and one to place the ingrediants
why do people park by no parking signs?
For the thrill of disobeying.
Where are the slow children and why are they playing?0 -
they are some where over the Rainbow
How to they get the "jelly" in jellybeans0 -
moon powered bass guitars
Is it wrong to spend $2.25 on an imported chocolate bar with cookie crumbles in it?
Galaxy Cookie Crumbs for our friends over the pond
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No....chocolate is good.
Is it wrong to suddenly crave chocolate now??0 -
Yes, that is the 8th deadly sin. You must be whipped!
Why do people answer their telephones by saying "hello"?0 -
Yes, that is the 8th deadly sin. You must be whipped!
Why do people answer their telephones by saying "hello"?
In the middle ages, hello actually meant, "Go away, I'm eating", thus the popularity of saying hello began.
Last night, my glass had water in it, today there's none...what happened?0 -
Someone is sabotaging you!!
Who moved my cheese?0 -
It was a dirty rat that moved your cheese!
Are you asleep?0 -
on a biscuit
Why do cats have teeth?0 -
can't find good fitting dentures
Why do trees grow from the tops instead of from the ground up?0 -
Because they are afraid of heights.
How now brown cow?0 -
Wet and wild in the chicken coup.
why isn't it chikin or chiken?0 -
up your nose with a rubber hose
which direction do birds go when they fly south?0 -
3 blocks that way --->
Can you define the word "alligator" for me?0 -
it means see you later
why do we have forheads....and not twoheags or threeheads?0 -
Because "fore" means to dance, and that's what foreheads are for.
I didn't water my plants and they died...what the frig happened?0 -
Conspiracy.
If a man speaks and there's no one there to hear him, do bears still look gift horses in the mouth?0 -
No, bears are afraid of horses and would never look a horse in the mouth, especially a gift horse.!?!?!
If my nose is itchy does that mean I will be kissed by a fool???0
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