I believe that Paleo/Primal/Clean eaters belong to a cult.

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WinnerVictorious
WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
definition of "Cult" from Merriam Webster.

1 : formal religious veneration : worship
2 : a system of religious beliefs and ritual; also : its body of adherents
3 : a religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious; also : its body of adherents
4 : a system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator <health cults>
5 a : great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book); especially : such devotion regarded as a literary or intellectual fad
b : the object of such devotion
c : a usually small group of people characterized by such devotion

i believe Paleo/Primal/Clean eaters fit each of definitions 4, 5a, and 5c to a greater or lesser extent.
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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    Apparently they did a study and concluded that one of the main side effects of paleo/primal/clean eating lifestyle is that your head grows bigger and you lose the ability to talk about anything else with your friends.

    They're currently doing the same study with Crossfit as well.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I've always wanted to join a cult.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    All religions ARE cults. lol.

    (ps, you've really done it now, WV)
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    Apparently they did a study and concluded that one of the main side effects of paleo/primal/clean eating lifestyle is that your head grows bigger and you lose the ability to talk about anything else with your friends.

    They're currently doing the same study with Crossfit as well.

    This is also true of Beachbody.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Apparently they did a study and concluded that one of the main side effects of paleo/primal/clean eating lifestyle is that your head grows bigger and you lose the ability to talk about anything else with your friends.

    They're currently doing the same study with Crossfit as well.

    QFT
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    So by your definitions, every religious organization is a cult, football fans are a cult, people that watch celebrity gossip are a colt.

    aka, you're dumb.

    insults are against the community guidelines. you can get a strike for that.

    oh no. what ever will I do.

    Im with you on this one. The OP is an idiot

    Keto 4 life. Keep eating your sugar and carbs buddy, Paleo/Keto are the true way humans are supposed to eat. Keep shoving those cupcakes down your throat and I'm sure the weight will just come flying off. *eyeroll*

    hmmm... not a cult, but any threats to your dogma are responded to with insults. got it.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
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    ...MyFitnessPal is a cult.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I don't care what other people choose to put in their mouths.
  • Akraz
    Akraz Posts: 41 Member
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    So by your definitions, every religious organization is a cult, football fans are a cult, people that watch celebrity gossip are a colt.

    aka, you're dumb.

    insults are against the community guidelines. you can get a strike for that.

    oh no. what ever will I do.

    Im with you on this one. The OP is an idiot

    Keto 4 life. Keep eating your sugar and carbs buddy, Paleo/Keto are the true way humans are supposed to eat. Keep shoving those cupcakes down your throat and I'm sure the weight will just come flying off. *eyeroll*

    hmmm... not a cult, but any threats to your dogma are responded to with insults. got it.

    Do you not realize your initial post is an insult? Are you part of the carb cult? I dont understand what point youre trying to make.
  • Akraz
    Akraz Posts: 41 Member
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    I don't care what other people choose to put in their mouths.

    Apparently this guy does
  • DoneBroughtSexyBack
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    So by your definitions, every religious organization is a cult, football fans are a cult, people that watch celebrity gossip are a colt.

    aka, you're dumb.

    You are my new best friend
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    I've always wanted to join a cult.

    Give me a few minutes. I'll make one up. You can be my first disciple.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Apparently they did a study and concluded that one of the main side effects of paleo/primal/clean eating lifestyle is that your head grows bigger and you lose the ability to talk about anything else with your friends.

    They're currently doing the same study with Crossfit as well.

    QFT

    And Vegans.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I've always wanted to join a cult.

    Give me a few minutes. I'll make one up. You can be my first disciple.

    Sweet, I am completely willing to drink the Kool-Aid, I'll even mix it for you.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    people that watch celebrity gossip are a colt.

    ???
    Colts.jpg
  • falconmilk
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    Useless thread is useless...


    ..but it did remind me of a song sung by these guys:

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  • DoneBroughtSexyBack
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    So by these definitions... if you like and participate in ANYTHING.... you're part of a cult.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    definition of "Cult" from Merriam Webster.

    1 : formal religious veneration : worship
    2 : a system of religious beliefs and ritual; also : its body of adherents
    3 : a religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious; also : its body of adherents
    4 : a system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator <health cults>
    5 a : great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book); especially : such devotion regarded as a literary or intellectual fad
    b : the object of such devotion
    c : a usually small group of people characterized by such devotion

    i believe Paleo/Primal/Clean eaters fit each of definitions 4, 5a, and 5c to a greater or lesser extent.
    insults are against the community guidelines. you can get a strike for that.

    I'm pretty sure that posting a topic where you call a group of people a cult will probably run afoul of the community guidelines too.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    I've always wanted to join a cult.

    Give me a few minutes. I'll make one up. You can be my first disciple.

    Sweet, I am completely willing to drink the Kool-Aid, I'll even mix it for you.

    Do you already have roofies, or shall I overnight you a few?
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