HUMP Day Edition of ASK THE WOLF

So I am done having kids, how to I convince my hubby that he needs to go get a vasectomy?

Couple of things you could do...

1- Show him you mean it and get your tubes tied
2- Withold marital relations
3- Withold marital relations
4- Start putting baby names books around the house in very strategic places.
5- Withold marital relations

In retrospect 2, 3 and 5 should work.

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So I am done having kids, how to I convince my hubby that he needs to go get a vasectomy?

Couple of things you could do...

1- Show him you mean it and get your tubes tied
2- Withold marital relations
3- Withold marital relations
4- Start putting baby names books around the house in very strategic places.
5- Withold marital relations

In retrospect 2, 3 and 5 should work.

I'm completely against 2, 3 and 5, that doesn't work for me. I will start with number 4, but I don't see that helping much...don't care for one either...I need more ideas!

hmmm. Well, you COULD go far and just tell him starting doing IVF and you want to be the next Octomom. That should scare him enough into a snip snip.

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Dear Mr. Wolf
In light of it being hump day, my question is this: Living in a small rural area with a serious depletion of decent, single men who are indeed into women and not other men or farm animals, I feel I'm destined to be single forever. Is this true?

HOw do you feel about married, older men in rural areas? I may know a guy.

Umm....yeah....the married part is kind of a problem for me.....

what about kinda married?

Hmmmm.....define "kinda married".

Fr sent

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Wht is HMU?

Really all you need to do is a general martial records search under his name in any of the counties he has lived in.

LOL ~What if I cant remember his last name? :laugh:
Should I ask him? How do I ask someone there last name AGAIN if they already told me once? lol :sad:

something quiet and slick like "just in case I get pregnant, what's your last name?"

But we're not having Sex!!

LOL~What else ya got for me, ow I could tell him I want to send him a care package? Then he'll have to give it to me right

but that even works better. He will think he will get sex and then readily give you his last name, last 4 digits of his ss# and his mother's maiden name. I mean, you could turn this into a profitable business if you play your cards right.

Funny you mention playing cards,

LOL~ I should wear my best Poker face for this hand!
Should I play Spades?
or Just Dueces?

I wana say BS, but ive already received a warning for this thread.