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    What have you learned in MFP's forums?

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    • Posts: 2,917 Member
      That cardio is the devil's workout and lifting is the only way to look good...

      oh, and carbs are the devil's food apparently...

      ^^ this^^
    • Posts: 3,195 Member
      Unicorns are pretty
      Harlem Shake got me a ban
      PPL care way to much about my opinion
      I can easily make frenemies
      Its easy to get deleted
      Some Ppl just cant hang
      I make a lot of PPL laugh.
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
      I learned never to talk about BJs on an adult-only forum because sex is apparently offensive.
    • Posts: 422 Member
      I've learned to be quiet
    • Posts: 2,720 Member
      I learned that T-Rex is UNSTOPPABLE when given grabbers.
      Nobody can beat T-Rex in judo.
    • Posts: 5,030 Member
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      1/10, would not guzzle

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      Try this instead.
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      Unicorns are pretty
      Harlem Shake got me a ban
      PPL care way to much about my opinion
      I can easily make frenemies
      Its easy to get deleted
      Some Ppl just cant hang
      I make a lot of PPL laugh.
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
      That it's totally normal to feel bloated and achy prior to my menstrual cycle - and the scale might reflect some water weight too. How did I live so long and NOT know that?!

      THIS. I would never have thought to notice that I've had cramps, bloating, and food cravings in my ENTIRE TWENTY PLUS YEARS OF MENSTRUATING if it weren't for MFP!
    • Posts: 2,925 Member
      I learned people need support, motivation, and validation from total strangers to make them want to improve themselves. Weird
    • Posts: 1,344 Member
      I learned that cow's milk is for baby cows.
    • Posts: 5,030 Member
      I learned never to talk about BJs on an adult-only forum because sex is apparently offensive.

      You can just PM me the details instead.
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
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      Try this instead.

      Much better! Also wouldn't have to break up with it. Good all around!
    • Posts: 472 Member
      good stuff
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      I learned that cow's milk is for baby cows.

      ...and cookies.
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      Not every 'Female' is a woman or vice versa.
    • Posts: 4,733 Member
      I've learned that I still do not know how to order soup properly:(

      no soup for you! come back, one year!!
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
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      ...and cookies.

      And now I want burgers and cookies.
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
      Penis and vagina are swear words.
    • Posts: 27,732 Member
      I've learned that if I feel hungry my body is just confused about whether it's hungry or thirsty. I should drink water and never consider just eating a few more calories. That's crazy talk.
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      Penis and vagina are swear words.

      So is the diminutive for "Richard"
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
      Penis and vagina are swear words.

      That's right. Everyone knows the polite words for those are "ding a ling" and "muff lined trapper keeper." Anything else is just vulgar.
    • Posts: 1,344 Member
      Penis and vagina are swear words.
      Not if you call them panis and vegina.
    • Posts: 2,544 Member
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      And now I want burgers and cookies.

      Sabotage!
    • Posts: 4,733 Member
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      Not if you call them panis and vegina.

      so, is "panini" a euphemism?
    • Posts: 739 Member
      I've learned that when I think I'm making smartassed comments about poo coffee (not coffee enema mind you) that I'll get a strike because I was really using sexual innuendo.
    • Posts: 34,476 Member
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      So is the diminutive for "Richard"

      Richard wouldn't like it if you called it diminutive.
    • Posts: 1,599 Member
      people are remarkably gullible
      it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
      people are stupid

      mostly people are stupid.
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
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      Sabotage!

      I know! I should defriend you for not being supportive. But only if you promise to not make friends with any other of my friends. I don't like copycats!
    • Posts: 3,982 Member

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      Try this instead.

      I have had this. It is most excellent.
    • Posts: 4,907 Member
      people are remarkably gullible
      it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
      people are stupid

      mostly people are stupid.

      I've learned that rain likes boobies
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