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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.
    Not if you call them panis and vegina.

    so, is "panini" a euphemism?

    How about peen and sandra?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.
    Not if you call them panis and vegina.

    so, is "panini" a euphemism?

    Reported for being a dirty, dirty man. :angry:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Try this instead.

    I have had this. It is most excellent.

    At any given moment, I have two of them in my fridge.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies
    who doesn't??
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    That some people's sarcasm detector is broken.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies

    I like boobies in the rain.
  • ParisKennedy
    ParisKennedy Posts: 38 Member
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    I learned that if you put coconut oil on your body as a moisturizer that you have to count it as calories in your diary :laugh:

    I learned that red wine is the way a classy woman gets drunk and drinking beer makes her look trashy :happy:
    I wonder what those people would think if they saw me doing test tube shots between my boobs and only using my mouth. .."look all, NO HANDS!" and not a drop spilled.

    I learned bullying doesn't end in school, adults are victims as much as children.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies

    I like boobies in the rain.

    In a white t shirt with no bra?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.

    So is the diminutive for "Richard"

    Richard wouldn't like it if you called it diminutive.

    And my Uncle **** does not like being called a swear word...
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.
    Not if you call them panis and vegina.

    so, is "panini" a euphemism?

    Reported for being a dirty, dirty man. :angry:

    is that your way of offering me a sponge bath? :flowerforyou:
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    That I am much more intelligent than I thought.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    I learned that cow's milk is for baby cows.

    ...and cookies.

    And now I want burgers and cookies.

    Sabotage!

    I know! I should defriend you for not being supportive. But only if you promise to not make friends with any other of my friends. I don't like copycats!

    I wouldn't want that entire "race" of friends anyway . . . :laugh:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    That some people's sarcasm detector is broken.

    I think they missed the installation at the factory:)
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies

    I like boobies in the rain.

    In a white t shirt with no bra?

    Is there any other way?
  • Sunny_fit4life
    Sunny_fit4life Posts: 157 Member
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    Try this instead.

    I have had this. It is most excellent.

    At any given moment, I have two of them in my fridge.

    That you guys are jerks because I have to drive 30 miles to get to a store that carries these. And now I want one :D

    And on a different subject, that people often think that there is only one right answer in nutrition and fitness, a notion with which I disagree.
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
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    I learned that some people have no sense of humor.

    I learned that Poptarts kick *kitten*

    I learned that you need to detox yourself after the poptarts and ice cream, by starving yourself, and drinking some ridiculous concoction of maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne. Who knew?
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies

    I like boobies in the rain.

    In a white t shirt with no bra?

    Is there any other way?
    No shirt?
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    I like the way you think rally!
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    One risks a warning if one mentions a loaf of bread.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    I like boobies in the rain.

    In a white t shirt with no bra?

    Is there any other way?
    No shirt?

    That's what happens next.

    I mean, we can't let the poor girl catch cold

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