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    What have you learned in MFP's forums?

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    • Posts: 5,030 Member
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      This.

      Also, anything can be fixed with bacon.

      Except bologna. :angry:
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      98% of people on this forum think they are smarter than the average MFP'er. Math dont work out.
    • Posts: 2,131 Member
      That it doesn't matter who said it, or where it came from, if you found it on the internet it's LAW
    • Posts: 119 Member
      I learned that women that lift weights get bulky.
      I also learned that women that lift weights don't get bulky.
    • Posts: 1,400 Member
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      This.

      Also, anything can be fixed with bacon.

      and cheesecake!!!

      oh and chocolate
    • Posts: 3,346 Member
      That the public education system is a large waste of money.
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
      I learned that women that lift weights get bulky.
      I also learned that women that lift weights don't get bulky.

      It's a conundrum.
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      That the public education system is a large waste of money.

      But the teachers are hot and easy.
    • Posts: 811 Member
      New words that have expanded my vocabulary - like twatwaffle and douchepickle and douchecanoe. My real life friends think I am so witty and cool now when I use these never-heard-before words. *brushes shoulda off* yeahhhh, cool I said.
    • Posts: 446 Member
      someone else said this:

      I learned that adults are being bullied EVERY DAY!
    • Posts: 28,072 Member
      I learnt that Chunky Monkey, which I just thought was a BnJ flavor, also means fat penis!
    • Posts: 10,161 Member
      I learnt that Chunky Monkey, which I just thought was a BnJ flavor, also means fat penis!

      .... I've learned that there are some things I don't want to know.

      Thanks again Sara!
    • Posts: 4,383 Member
      Don't forget this gem:

      you pee your fat out, if you see white stuff in your pee that looks like chicken fat, that's your fat coming out....
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      I learnt that Chunky Monkey, which I just thought was a BnJ flavor, also means fat penis!

      And BnJ which I thought was just men's favorite activity is also a food.
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
      someone else said this:

      I learned that adults are being bullied EVERY DAY!

      Yes. And the most cruel word you can tell an adult is "No, this is wrong information. Try this instead." Only mean and unsupportive people say that. It's so rude to tell someone no and then offer a better suggestion!
    • Posts: 207 Member
      I've learned pretty much everyone on here is obsessed with sex, particularly in regards to who on the board they would bang.

      Also, I've learned that sometimes you think someone must be joking when they post... but then you find out they're completely serious. That's frightening.
    • Posts: 381 Member
      It's where you go when you need a good laugh.
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
      I've learned that many people say they know they can't spot reduce, yet hope someone out there has some magic method "to" spot reduce.

      I've learned that the body detoxes and cleanses itself, but somehow a mixture of maple syrup (grade B), cayenne pepper, and lemon juice will magically help you lose weight, fix all your bad eating habits, fix your metabolism, and make everything just peachy.

      I've learned that some people, for whatever reason, decided to create multiple accounts just in case one account got closed so they can continue on in the forums. Accounts that they've held onto for up to 2 years.


      Edited to correct grammatical mistakes
    • Posts: 1,599 Member
      that trolls be trolling
      every day
      all day
    • Posts: 4,052 Member


      Also, I've learned that sometimes you think someone must be joking when they post... but then you find out they're completely serious. That's frightening.

      This very much. I should be used to this phenomena after so many decades on the internet, but I must confess, I am occasionally that gullible and occasionally shocked.
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      I've learned pretty much everyone on here is obsessed with sex, particularly in regards to who on the board they would bang.

      Also, I've learned that sometimes you think someone must be joking when they post... but then you find out they're completely serious. That's frightening.

      would bang
    • Posts: 812 Member
      I learned that everyone is an expert! And I know absolutely nothing about Weight loss and fitness! And what I'm doing will never work.
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
      I've also learned, it seems, that very few people actually know what trolling (the internet type :P ) is....
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
      I've learned that many people say they know they can't spot reduce, yet hope someone out there has some magic method "to" spot reduce.

      I've learned that the body detoxes and cleanses itself, but somehow a mixture of maple syrup (grade B), cayenne pepper, lemon juice and not eating anything but that will magically help you lose weight, fix all your bad eating habits, fix your metabolism, and make everything just peachy.

      I've learned that some people, for whatever reason, decided to create multiple accounts just in case one account got closed so they can continue on in the forums. Accounts that they've held onto for up to 2 years.

      Dedication is a virtue. So is patience. And sock-puppeting. I think we can all learn from people like that.
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      people have an over-inflated sense of self importance.
    • Posts: 7
      Because of MFP's forums I have learned that;

      sadly some starve themselves and claim their tummies will explode with a little over 1,000 calories
      unfortunately some people try to put others down when the person is being honest about their food intake
      Most of us do not have an acurate body image (just read the forums).
    • Posts: 27,732 Member
      I've also learned, it seems, that very few people actually know what trolling (the internet type :P ) is....

      Trolling is when you disagree with someone right?
    • Posts: 4,697 Member
      there are many ways to accomplish the same goal....the only common factors are determination and consistency

      I like this.
    • Posts: 27,732 Member
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      But the teachers are hot and easy.

      You rang?
    • Posts: 303 Member
      that you need to announce when TOM is here/on his way

      that loosing weight makes you so frisky you have to add loads of "exercise" cals
      I burned 10,000 calories today! LOL!
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