Attention all members of the Male Species

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  • TheLakeBeast
    TheLakeBeast Posts: 77
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    Not built like that... I rock polo, black 501's and J's.... Trippy swag #TGOD
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Biebs got best of both words, skinny pants where the nuts fit:

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  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Ah, whatever. I have an ex who was 6' and maybe 130 lbs soaking wet (no ED), and he wore tight jeans all the time (and complained about how hard they were to find-- I think it was a 28" waist and a 34" inseam? Something crazy) and as far as I'm concerned, he was way hot, and his boy parts were in no way compromised. :P

    He was, however, batsht insane.

    Nice!

    Yeah, it's a myth stemming from the 80's medical community that skinny jeans can cause infertility, cancer, etc. More recent studies have shown this is not the case. The only thing I can think of chafing or a rash, but that can be prevented w/ the right fit and underwear.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    Besides, when this whole 'scene' skinny jean crap started most of the guys wearing them had to wear girl's jeans to get them that tight and 'skinny'. Now we are plagued with them as a male fashion option?
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    I have a hard enough time getting my legs and junk to fit in regular cut jeans.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Ummm... an 80's band posing in gig gear for an album cover? If they walked around dressed that way on a daily basis... they should have turned in their man cards AND their rocker cards.

    True. It is very rock n roll to conform to what society dictates is right...

    Kids these days. I just don't know.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    Biebs got best of both words, skinny pants where the nuts fit:

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    You think Bieber has nuts? Selena obviously doesn't think so...

    *I suddenly feel sad that i even said that*
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
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    I'm short (like 5'0" short...), and so skinny jeans actually look and fit like regular jeans on me. So I wear them, and will continue to wear them. I don't like loose fitting clothing.
  • gr8pillock
    gr8pillock Posts: 374 Member
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    A-****ing-greed.
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Oi. Ramones. No!

    :smooched:

    I'll post a pic of the Dead Kennedys if you like ;)


    Oh baby, don't think I can handle that lol.

    The kisses are for you and your satire but i'd give them to the Ramones and Dead Kennedys any day.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Biebs got best of both words, skinny pants where the nuts fit:

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    You think Bieber has nuts? Selena obviously doesn't think so...

    *I suddenly feel sad that i even said that*

    Good point. I also hang my head in shame I called him Biebs, and know what you were talking about :(
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
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    I'll take skinny over sagging. Maybe. Unless they manage to have sagging skinnies.

    The sagging skinny. You are welcome.

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    That I've seen haha. But... I feel like someone so that messed up on purple drink doesn't count.
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
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    Agree.

    Girls in skinny jeans = banana_smiley_7.gif

    Fellas in skinny jeans = no.gif
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
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    I kinda like that look, but even moderately tight conventional jeans drive me crazy and leave no room for my package. I have a Brooklyn hipster friend who wears size 4 women's jeans. I don't get it.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
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  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I can't wait till men start wearing tight fitting yoga pants. So sexy.

    This^^ If you're gonna do it, might as well do it right.
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
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    I really don't give a *kitten* what anyone else wears.

    I will say that I prefer a man with big, strong legs that probably would bust out of those skinny jeans.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    Because tight yoga shorts and 'handsy' yoga instructors are what you want touching your wife...
  • DoneBroughtSexyBack
    DoneBroughtSexyBack Posts: 190
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    Stop wearing skinny jeans. Stop.... Stop it.

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Oh baby, don't think I can handle that lol.

    The kisses are for you and your satire but i'd give them to the Ramones and Dead Kennedys any day.

    Apparently conformity is deeply fashionable these days and I will slink back to my cave, sad in the knowledge that no girl or man could possibly find a bit of rebellion in any way attractive.

    It's a burden I will bear with grace, courage and dignity.

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