I just can't manage 1200 cats a day
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I was going to suggest juicing your cats, and drinking them, but someone already hit that one.
Now, I don't know if you caught the thread this past weekend. There has been some very cutting edge science published exclusively on MFP. It showed that an egg is a potential chicken, so eating an egg would result in you consuming the calories you would get from eating an entire chicken. Eggs are gametes, and so are sperm. Therefore, faux logic would predict that the same would hold true to the sperm (another gamete).
Apparently, you should eat only the male cats. Each male cat has thousands of sperm, each of which is a potential new cat. So, by eating one male cat, you also are eating all of his progeny, and can have your 1200 (if not more) all at once.
Be sure they are cat, and NOT dog... that would be totally gross if you ate dog balls out of the garbage!0 -
Try eating 1200 of these:
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I ate way too many cats yesterday but i'm trying to claw it back today.0
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I was going to suggest juicing your cats, and drinking them, but someone already hit that one.
Now, I don't know if you caught the thread this past weekend. There has been some very cutting edge science published exclusively on MFP. It showed that an egg is a potential chicken, so eating an egg would result in you consuming the calories you would get from eating an entire chicken. Eggs are gametes, and so are sperm. Therefore, faux logic would predict that the same would hold true to the sperm (another gamete).
Apparently, you should eat only the male cats. Each male cat has thousands of sperm, each of which is a potential new cat. So, by eating one male cat, you also are eating all of his progeny, and can have your 1200 (if not more) all at once.
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Try eating 1200 of these:
I think this cat already ate 1,199 himself (herself...I can't tell). Just eat him (her) and you're good to go.0 -
I was going to suggest juicing your cats, and drinking them, but someone already hit that one.
Now, I don't know if you caught the thread this past weekend. There has been some very cutting edge science published exclusively on MFP. It showed that an egg is a potential chicken, so eating an egg would result in you consuming the calories you would get from eating an entire chicken. Eggs are gametes, and so are sperm. Therefore, faux logic would predict that the same would hold true to the sperm (another gamete).
Apparently, you should eat only the male cats. Each male cat has thousands of sperm, each of which is a potential new cat. So, by eating one male cat, you also are eating all of his progeny, and can have your 1200 (if not more) all at once.
Hm...but I don't think you're suppose to go over...0 -
I tend to eat hairless ones....less time to prep0
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Stop bullying me about my 1200 cats! I just can't eat more than that and you are all mean for telling me too!0
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Thats a ton of CATS!!0
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I ate way too many cats yesterday but i'm trying to claw it back today.
Good advice. I ate too many yesterday so I'm going for a big hunt through the park (followed by an afternoon nap). Should burn a few more calories.0 -
Two words:
Raspberry Catones.
Dr. Fozzy says they're the best.0 -
If bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on their feet what happens if you butter the back of a cat?
Does it hover?0 -
I know this has been said many times before, but many of us are hear because we got fat eating plenty of cats. Just add in some of those cats you use to eat and that will help you reach your goal. You can't tell me you have only ever eaten 500 cats a day.0
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PFFFT! I eat 1200 cats... for BREAKFAST!
Just eat more calorie dense cats. Low fat cats are NOT sustainable.0 -
rembember healthy fats help with furballs. if necessary you can try petromalt but it isnt really "eating clean"
also I've found that while I like long hair cats, its harder to get 1200 in if many of them have long hair.
remember to log your activity chasing them down!0 -
I keep reading everywhere that you should eat more than 1200 cats a day. But I just can't eat that many. The most I've managed is 500 and that's because it's Easter weekend.
Please tell me how you fit so many cats in?
You don't need 1200 you only need to eat one of these and you'll be good. You can trust me. I heard it on Dr. Oz
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omg. That's a lot of litter.
LOL I think eating one cat is more than enough...0 -
Siamese cats -- basically you only need 600 of those.
but youl'll just be hungry in an hour!0 -
Siamese cats -- basically you only need 600 of those.
MMRF!!!
I've never been loved by a cyclops before.
Look deeply into my eye.
The last time I you told me to do that, it spit on me.0
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