Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    i feel very secure in my womanliness...thank you....

    Yes we can tell by your photo.

    I can too.

    I find both confidence and security attractive in women.

    Judgement and jealousy on the other hand . . .

    :blushing: :flowerforyou: :love:
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Hooray for stereotypical gender roles and societal norms! :drinker:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Jesus Christ none of you know how to read.
    It's a joke post.
    >.<

    Personally, I thought it was pretty funny. Better luck next time with the others. I also think it's funny how the first protesters were all women. :laugh:
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
    Jesus Christ none of you know how to read.
    It's a joke post.
    >.<


    But I thought jokes were funny? This is just lame.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Top 10:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw.

    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
    (ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks.

    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

    9.) If you wear a sweater vest.
    (Man card will be revoked.)

    10.) If your not assertive.
    (Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

    I do all of these.
    What do I win??
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Wearing skinny jeans?
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    Top 10:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw.

    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
    (ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks.

    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

    9.) If you wear a sweater vest.
    (Man card will be revoked.)

    10.) If your not assertive.
    (Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

    I do all of these.
    What do I win??

    :flowerforyou:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Hooray for stereotypical gender roles and societal norms! :drinker:

    Stereotypes are almost always funny.

    :smokin:
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    Wearing skinny jeans?

    HAHA! You can keep your man card but don't expect me to take you seriously if you wear skinny jeans...I just think they look crazy on any one...except maybe little kids.
  • dirtyd89
    dirtyd89 Posts: 170
    @Wendy:
    What can I say?
    Women love drama.
    LOL.
    XD
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member

    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

    What about "Brian's Song?" That one always gets my dad... is that one acceptable too? :smile:
  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
    Wearing skinny jeans?

    LMAO ... best one!!!! NO MAN should ever wear skinny jeans. There s a guy at my office that does and EVERYONE gives him so much **** about it! LOL

    As for me, I guess I'm in trouble. I shave my body hair into a V-necked sweater vest! :laugh:
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Wearing skinny jeans?

    HAHA! You can keep your man card but don't expect me to take you seriously if you wear skinny jeans...I just think they look crazy on any one...except maybe little kids.

    LOL..So true!
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member



    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor
    AGREED, NOT HOTT.

    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt.-
    THIS CAN BE HOTT

    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. - LOL THIS IS JUST FUNNY

    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
    (ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.) - AGAIN, HOTT


    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
    A MA WHO CRIES FOR ME CAN BE HOTT, OR SAD, BUT USUALLY HOTT. LOL.


    10.) If your not assertive.
    BEING ASSERTIVE IS HOT. BEING SHY CAN BE HOT SOMETIMES. JUST DONT BE COCKY OR A PUSH OVER.
    (Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

    Edit:
    I made this post for the laughs.
    Don't take it seriously.

    If there's any female posters I'd like to hear the Top 10: Ways to have your female card revoked.
    (That will be interesting.)

    how to lose your female card:

    #1. take midol for cramps - you should take it like a woman!

    #2. taking drugs to help the pain from child birth (See #1)
  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
    Oh yeah ... I cried when Thor lost his power and when Valeria died in the original Conan!
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    Wearing skinny jeans?

    LMAO ... best one!!!! NO MAN should ever wear skinny jeans. There s a guy at my office that does and EVERYONE gives him so much **** about it! LOL

    As for me, I guess I'm in trouble. I shave my body hair into a V-necked sweater vest! :laugh:

    SEXY! You win
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    i feel very secure in my womanliness...thank you....

    Yes we can tell by your photo.

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  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    Talking about what other men do, wear, and say will get your man card revoked.
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    People take things way too seriously these days. Everything has to be politically correct and non-offensive in every way. My husband violates some of those on that list, so what? It was meant as a JOKE. I remember seeing Jeff Dunham in one of his acts making fun of himself for driving a Prius. Lighten up, don't be so darn serious. Seems like some folks just want to be argumentative, unhappy, joyless. I don't get it.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Meh, not very funny. I also don't like that this type of joke perpetuates false masculinity. I like an occasional fruity drink, I watch Glee and Gilmore girls, I like shopping and cooking, and various other "not manly!" things. Yet my hands are usually dirty and cut up from working, I like working on cars and with wood, etc.

    You are more than welcome to my man card though, I don't require it. :flowerforyou:
  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
    Wearing skinny jeans?

    LMAO ... best one!!!! NO MAN should ever wear skinny jeans. There s a guy at my office that does and EVERYONE gives him so much **** about it! LOL

    As for me, I guess I'm in trouble. I shave my body hair into a V-necked sweater vest! :laugh:

    SEXY! You win

    How you doin'? :flowerforyou:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    @Wendy:
    What can I say?
    Women love drama.
    LOL.
    XD

    :laugh:
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    I walked into the gym last night and my gym partner noticed I had on new capris. I thought about yanking his man card right then and there................ ;) Somehow noticing that the black capris I wore last night were different from the black ones I wore the week before...that's just too much for me.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    11. If you respond to this topic.


    Wait... <hands in man card>

    :mad: :explode: :sad:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
    I walked into the gym last night and my gym partner noticed I had on new capris. I thought about yanking his man card right then and there................ ;) Somehow noticing that the black capris I wore last night were different from the black ones I wore the week before...that's just too much for me.
    Maybe you just look REALLY GOOD in your black capris!!!!! :tongue:
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Wearing skinny jeans?

    OMFG This should be #'s 1-1 million.

    I love the skinny jeans meme that says "When someone says "get into a girl's pants", they didn't mean literally..."
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?

    FTW
  • steve1686
    steve1686 Posts: 346 Member
    i fail at over half of these
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    I walked into the gym last night and my gym partner noticed I had on new capris. I thought about yanking his man card right then and there................ ;) Somehow noticing that the black capris I wore last night were different from the black ones I wore the week before...that's just too much for me.
    Maybe you just look REALLY GOOD in your black capris!!!!! :tongue:

    lol Well I guess I can hope that's the reason. =p
  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
    i fail at over half of these

    Does wishing I looked like steve1686 revoke my man card????

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