Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

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  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?

    FTW

    Not sure where you two have been. The concept of "turning in your man card" is an oldie but goodie.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    One of my favorite reasons to be in Aruba is you can order something like a Banana Daquiri without having the bartender look at you sideways. Guess I shouldn't pack my man card for the next trip.

    Oh and it's perfectly acceptable to cry if you take a slapshot to the cash and prizes.

    Vacations get you a free pass, Justal! :laugh:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    taking it as a joke:

    but

    sculpted chest and abs without hair quite mancandy thing!
    said chest in a V neck shirt very appealing!
    pink and purple, my man looks magnificent in certain shades as part of his Friday dressing..

    seen quite a few manly men to cry ...while holding there newborns for the first time
    while giving away their daughter in marriage
    at arrival of the grandchildren
    i feel it's awesome of anybody to dare to show their emotion,

    Have to disagree, except about the crying. My husband cried when our daughter was born. (firstborn)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?

    FTW

    Not sure where you two have been. The concept of "turning in your man card" is an oldie but goodie.

    you're half right
  • nokanjaijo
    nokanjaijo Posts: 466 Member

    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
    (ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

    You just revoked the Joker's man card.

    That ain't right.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    My husband looks DAMN good in purple
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member

    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
    (ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

    You just revoked the Joker's man card.

    That ain't right.

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  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    I agree with #1, #9 & the fanny pack. This coming from a guy that has gone to a quilt show and an orchid show in the last month!!!:blushing:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?

    FTW

    Not sure where you two have been. The concept of "turning in your man card" is an oldie but goodie.

    you're half right

    :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?

    ahahahaha.. love my FL guys.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    My husband looks DAMN good in purple

    and what about PRINCE and DONNY OSMOND....crushed SO HARD on those two for almost a decade. lol. Crushed harder on prince tho' cause....purple AND velvet...+ eyeliner= swoon.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    well I'm wearing a v neck shirt today, so no
  • ApexLeader
    ApexLeader Posts: 580 Member
    got a purple and pink v-neck fanny pack on right now
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    if you post about 10 ways to have your man card revoked...


    also some men can pull pink off better than most women...


    PS... the only way to have your "man card" revoked is to have your penis removed... just sayin...
  • bearwith
    bearwith Posts: 525 Member
    Add these:

    if you don't put the rubbish out - that is what a gentleman would do

    If you don't comment on how your significant other looks now and again
  • tmoyer1209
    tmoyer1209 Posts: 213 Member
    i fail at over half of these

    Does wishing I looked like steve1686 revoke my man card????

    Heck nah! It's called "positive imagery" LOL I, for one, love this post and lots of the replies! It's hilarious to watch people get all hurt over "man-card" jokes. And if steve1686 gets his man card revoked, there is just no hope for women's eye-candy!
  • dewsmom78
    dewsmom78 Posts: 498 Member
    If you speak to me in a baby voice. Women want men, not little boys.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    if you post about 10 ways to have your man card revoked...


    also some men can pull pink off better than most women...


    PS... the only way to have your "man card" revoked is to have your penis removed... just sayin...

    That's just nonsense. It's all about the cajones, not the penis.
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,854 Member
    That's just nonsense. It's all about the cajones, not the penis.
    I'm only going to say this to prevent someone else from doing it in a mean way. Cajones is Spanish for "drawers". The word you are looking for is "cojones". :-)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    1.) If you drink out of a straw.
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    drinks with straw, still manly

    2)
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    shaven...still manly.

    3)
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    v-necks can be very manly. especially when there is something dangling out like that all reckless and stuff. (belt)

    4)
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    these shorts are short but man OH MAN that's still a man if I ever saw one.

    5)
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhihVk0SG0uJA4xsN6ussI_QQNIqU88eq0ahoFel1KJNU_QZd9cA
    sorry prince gets double billing b/c....those eyes. *swoon* and have you SEEN the women he's bedded? all man.

    6)
    thumb_COLOURBOX4503491.jpg drinking fruity drink --still manly

    7)
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    sometimes a man needs time to get things in order before facing his problems, case in point harrison ford. *read, ducks in a row*.

    8)
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS--8xnZZt_rCClHEm-xZzmdnW_AOy3VSjF9NMEM66LRcqVkBr0man-crying.jpg
    I don't care if they're crying cause they broke a nail...them's hawt!

    9)
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    sweater vest you say? yum. -- ding. ding. manly.

    10)
    many men do this passive move everyday
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    sometimes men like a woman to be assertive. there's a whole "business" based on it. *read: dominatrix*.

    So in summation. No, no, no, no, no,no, no, no,no, aaaaaaaaaaaaand no. But thanks OP for the thread and the challenge/opportunity to include so much man candy.
  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
    looks like you dont have a man card just by the look of your face.
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge. I
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.
  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
    When you eat less than 1300 calories a day, youre not manly and have no business making this thread. Please run away now. Do you even lift?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

    Please oh please Maverick, post pics when you do. And then FR me. Lol.

    I give your idea two thumbs up. Don't ask me where tho. Oh heck I'll give it two Tom Cruise's too! One for your name and one cause....v neck AND purple!

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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Ray Lewis were purple
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

    @ Mav - Imma do it, just because I know you've been looking for an excuse to wrestle me...
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

    @ Mav - Imma do it, just because I know you've been looking for an excuse to wrestle me...

    @TX-Thundercat - Yes! stil trying to get you drunk first :drinker:

    @chocolatediet - Thanks and appreciate the two thumbs up. I literally knocked an MMA wanna be out for less.... he was being Really Assetive :laugh:

    @rmikle - echo your funny comments.
  • dirtyd89
    dirtyd89 Posts: 170
    @rmikle:
    Really?
    Yes.
    I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
    Could outrun you in day of the week brah.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Drunken MMA rasslin..? Bring it!

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